To: Chairman

Respected Sir,

 Sub:- Salary Increment

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4 mahine se bolrou tankha badao bolke. Samajh mein nai aara re tere ku? Seedha bole, tu sunra kaiku nahin?

Tumhe accha A/C mein baithke pottiyo se chatting karte rehte din bhar, hum loga jhak maarke dhoop mein phirke teri company ku faida karate.

Aqqal hai re haule tere ku? Ghade ku bhi 2 baar bole toh samajh jaata baat ku, tu usse bhi battar hai! Parsu wo client aake refund karo bola, tu toilet mein baith gaya jaake, agar main bol deta usku toh une tere ku nanga karke maarta tha.

Tere ku kya hai re saale, agar accountant chaaha toh tere ku malum bhi nahin hota kitte paise aare kitte jaare so.

Tu ruk beta, thode din dekhtou khali, uske baad tere ghar mein sipkala aur menduka laake chhod detou.

kab se bolrou increment karo bolke, 4 saal se ek khich tankha pe kaam karara.
Dekh, mein sab ki baat nahin kar ra, khali meri tankha bada, main kisku b nahin boltou. Agar nai badaya toh photoshop mein jaake teri aur apne office ki aaya ki ghalat salat pic edit karke laga detou dekh notice board pe, aur 1 copy teri biwi ku b bhej detou.

Time nahi hai mere paas, jaate jaate gurde kaleji lena hai gosh ki dukaan pe se, nai toh aur likhta tha.

Beherhaal, 2 din k andar agar mere ku promotion aur increment ka letter nahin aaya na, tu dekh beta, teri gaadi puncture karke aur uske petrol tank mein shakkar daal detou.

Regardaan