TEEN SAAL SE SAUDI MEIN HUN,
AB KIS KIS KU SAMJHAUN KAISA JIRUN

HONEWALE BEGUM POOCHRE “TUM KAB AARE”
SHAADI KU AUR KAIKU TARSAARE…???

BHAIYAN-BEHNO KU TOHFON KA INTEZAAR HAI
SAALE SAALIYAN MILNE KU BEQARAAR HAI

RENEWAL KU KAFEEL SATAARA,
CHUTTI JAINGE BOLETO DIRECT “EXIT” LAGARA

ENGINEER HAI NA BOLKE BAHENWAI AZAAD VISA BHIJAAYE
HUM LAAKHON KA KHARCHA KARKE,EK LAAKH B NAI BACHAAYE

RISHTEDAARAN POOCHRE ZAMEEN KAHAN LIYA,GHAR KAB BANARA???
HONEWALI JORU KU KYA KYA LAARA???

AB YAHAN KE HAALAATH KIS KIS KU SAMJHAUN,
RED SE GREEN COMPANY KU TRANSFER KAISA KARAUN???

ZINDAGI POORI PINDE MEIN MIL GAYI..
MUSIBATAAN KAM THE BOLETO AB NAUKRI BHI GAYI…

SAMAJHMEIN NAI AARA AB INDIA KAISA JAUN
SUSRAALWALON KU KYA MOOH DIKHAUN??

AMMA BOLTE BADI MUSHKIL SE MILI CHUTTI, BETA SHAADI KARLEKE AGLE MAHINE CHALE
JAATA

PAANCH JUMAGIYAN BHI HOGAYE,AB BAWA KU GHUSSA KAIKU NAI AATA??? YE SONCHETOCH DIL GHABRARA MERA

PLANE KI KHUSHI MEIN SAUDI TO AAGAYE MAGAR AB DIMAAGH PHIR JARA MERA….

YA ALLAH AB TUICH KUCH HAL NIKAAL

SAUDI SE SAHI SALAMAT SHAADI K MANDAP MEIN DAAL

QASAM KHARAUN PHIR SAUDI K NAAM KU NAI AATAUN

INDIA K 8-10 HAZAAR MEINCH GHAR CHALATAUN…

Walekumassalam

 Main Khairiyat se hoon Aisa amma baba ki Sugar badhgayi Humare dost are next week main ya se sugar test karne ki machine aur sugar free ki sakkar bhijatu

Are kya ji mere amma bawa tumhare amma bawa nai hote Zara mohabbat se leke chalna Nai to logan tumhare upar ich ilzama dalte

Aur wo Mankhao college me kyku dale baby ku Shaher me dusre collega nai the Ya humare dosta bolre the Naye collega khule kate na Narayana, Chaitanya unla Jaan pe khade rahe jaisa padhate kate na wa kyku nai dale Khair ab ya se nikal k wa nakko dalo

 Paise ya jhad pe nai ugre Aur main dekhliya baby ku Fb pe main bhi Uska Baap hoon Par une meri beti ich hai 1 hushari kari dekho photo nai lagayi so aur usku data do ki photo lagana bhi nai

 Pura humare khandan peich gayi ine info kuch bhi nai di Par ye Raat Raat bhari jagi to sehat girti na To tum Uska charger chupa lo charging nai rahi to kaisa khulta phone Aur ab ye Saal akhri kardo bolo college ka

 Bas bhot padhli une humare ku usku naukri nai karana hai Main uske waste humare Dosto k beto se baat chalaru

Usku wo nargis photo studio me leke jake photua utarao Zara Aur leke jane se pehle Zara beauty parlor ku leke Jao Are hau bhai malom tumhare ku make up karne ata par usku mere ku pasand nai karna hai dusro ku dikhana rehta photo

Main sochru ya settle Ladke se karadena Uska Rishta Bas 1 baat ka khayal rakho ki une Facebook pe photo nai lagana aur video chat nai karna

Acha bablu ki baat une to pakka tumhare bhaiyo pe gaya tumhare Bhaiya kaunsa pehli baar me nikale the 10th Pure LLMF hai(Latak Latak k matric Fail)

Jando fikar nakko karo bas usku Zara computer pe hath saaf karlo bolo aur uski date of birth bada k passport nikalo main ya se visa bhijatu ya lake hand pe letu zalil ku

Bawa ya bail k jaisa rab rab k paise kamara une ayyashi karra Ya aya to malom hota paisa kisku bolte

Aur usku pulsar hona kate usku bolo bawa jahez me ayi so chetak 1985 se ghasre aur usku pulsar hona kate leke Jao bolo usku meri chetak aur RC tumhare paas rakho nai to une bech linga kai

 Haan wo car ki baat hogayi main ate kich dost airport ku lake khada kardeta humari car Aur ye bache bigadre so sob tumhare kamaa hai, tumhare kuich khahish thi na main baher jana so Main raha to uth ku laat baith ku laat de k line pe rakhta tha unlo ku

Khair dori apne hath me hai abhi main aru na alge Ramzaan me

Ab aru bole to tumhare lambe lista nakko banao samano k Ya bhi reta badhgaye aur custom wale nai chodre Aaj kal zyada saman

Acha family visa, hau shadi k time pe family visa tha par jub tumhara passport nai bana aur ab main jab bhi visa nikal ne k paise jamaica kartu tumhara phone ajata, Ammi ki tabiyat kharaab, bawa k testa karana hai, bhai ki shadi, Bhain ki salgira, bhanji ka rasam, Bhanje ka Haqiqa, Bazu walon ki ghar bharani

 Paise bhej dena padta tum ye kharche khatam kare to main family visa ka kuch karsaktu Acha wo humari Gaon ki zamin ka kya hua Tumhare mamu fasal k paise to dere na lake barabar

Acha wo Ghar ka kiraya Makandaro ku bolo ki humare shohar k kafeel ki Biwi margayi to uneich tanqa time pe nai dera next year se badhate bolo Main ya se ate time 3 4 sent k bottle lake settlement kardetu Are nai bhai din bhar Tumhari yaad ati Isiliye video chat kartu na 1 kaam karo jummerat k din amma baba aur bablu ku Baji k paas bhejdo aur baby ku bolo video chat start karke deti aur usku padhte baitho bolo Aur wo Nimbuz se call kara to Acha rehta bolke k kartu main Ya din bhar kaam rehta aur Tumhari yaad ati to main Tumhari photo dekh k khush hotu Wo laal sadi wali jisme tum bala khulle rakhe the nai wo Zara baby ki shadi hojane do aur bablu ya settle hogaya to main Exit laga k ajatu hyderabad ku Kiske waste karru main ye sob Tumlo k waste na Acha main jo bhi bolna hai next letter me likhruYe letter main apne hath se likha dekho Isku taweez banake galle me dallo Allah Hafiz Walekumassalam Main Khairiyat se hoon Aisa amma baba ki Sugar badhgayi Humare dost are next week main ya se sugar test karne ki machine aur sugar free ki sakkar bhijatu Are kya ji mere amma bawa tumhare amma bawa nai hote Zara mohabbat se leke chalna Nai to logan tumhare upar ich ilzama dalte Aur wo Mankhao college me kyku dale baby ku Shaher me dusre collega nai the Ya humare dosta bolre the Naye collega khule kate na Narayana, Chaitanya unla Jaan pe khade rahe jaisa padhate kate na wa kyku nai dale Khair ab ya se nikal k wa nakko dalo Paise ya jhad pe nai ugre Aur main dekhliya baby ku Fb pe main bhi Uska Baap hoon Par une meri beti ich hai 1 hushari kari dekho photo nai lagayi so aur usku data do ki photo lagana bhi nai Pura humare khandan peich gayi ine info kuch bhi nai di Par ye Raat Raat bhari jagi to sehat girti na To tum Uska charger chupa lo charging nai rahi to kaisa khulta phone Aur ab ye Saal akhri kardo bolo college ka Bas bhot padhli une humare ku usku naukri nai karana hai Main uske waste humare Dosto k beto se baat chalaru Usku wo nargis photo studio me leke jake photua utarao Zara Aur leke jane se pehle Zara beauty parlor ku leke Jao Are hau bhai malom tumhare ku make up karne ata par usku mere ku pasand nai karna hai dusro ku dikhana rehta photo Main sochru ya settle Ladke se karadena Uska Rishta Bas 1 baat ka khayal rakho ki une Facebook pe photo nai lagana aur video chat nai karna Acha bablu ki baat une to pakka tumhare bhaiyo pe gaya tumhare Bhaiya kaunsa pehli baar me nikale the 10th Pure LLMF hai(Latak Latak k matric Fail) Jando fikar nakko karo bas usku Zara computer pe hath saaf karlo bolo aur uski date of birth bada k passport nikalo main ya se visa bhijatu ya lake hand pe letu zalil ku Bawa ya bail k jaisa rab rab k paise kamara une ayyashi karra Ya aya to malom hota paisa kisku bolte Aur usku pulsar hona kate usku bolo bawa jahez me ayi so chetak 1985 se ghasre aur usku pulsar hona kate leke Jao bolo usku meri chetak aur RC tumhare paas rakho nai to une bech linga kai Haan wo car ki baat hogayi main ate kich dost airport ku lake khada kardeta humari car Aur ye bache bigadre so sob tumhare kamaa hai, tumhare kuich khahish thi na main baher jana so Main raha to uth ku laat baith ku laat de k line pe rakhta tha unlo ku Khair dori apne hath me hai abhi main aru na alge Ramzaan me Ab aru bole to tumhare lambe lista nakko banao samano k Ya bhi reta badhgaye aur custom wale nai chodre Aaj kal zyada saman Acha family visa, hau shadi k time pe family visa tha par jub tumhara passport nai bana aur ab main jab bhi visa nikal ne k paise jamaica kartu tumhara phone ajata, Ammi ki tabiyat kharaab, bawa k testa karana hai, bhai ki shadi, Bhain ki salgira, bhanji ka rasam, Bhanje ka Haqiqa, Bazu walon ki ghar bharani Paise bhej dena padta tum ye kharche khatam kare to main family visa ka kuch karsaktu Acha wo humari Gaon ki zamin ka kya hua Tumhare mamu fasal k paise to dere na lake barabar Acha wo Ghar ka kiraya Makandaro ku bolo ki humare shohar k kafeel ki Biwi margayi to uneich tanqa time pe nai dera next year se badhate bolo Main ya se ate time 3 4 sent k bottle lake settlement kardetu Are nai bhai din bhar Tumhari yaad ati Isiliye video chat kartu na 1 kaam karo jummerat k din amma baba aur bablu ku Baji k paas bhejdo aur baby ku bolo video chat start karke deti aur usku padhte baitho bolo Aur wo Nimbuz se call kara to Acha rehta bolke k kartu main Ya din bhar kaam rehta aur Tumhari yaad ati to main Tumhari photo dekh k khush hotu Wo laal sadi wali jisme tum bala khulle rakhe the nai wo Zara baby ki shadi hojane do aur bablu ya settle hogaya to main Exit laga k ajatu hyderabad ku Kiske waste karru main ye sob Tumlo k waste na

Tumlogo ki bhot yaad aati, padhsu woh ‘Chitthi aayi hai’ Gaana sunke rona aara tha… Apni Shaadi ki cassete aur Bachcho ki saalgirah ki cd lagaake tumlo ku dekhlete rehtu…

Padhsu hamare dost hyderabad ku jaare the, unku airport ku chhodne gaya tha…aisa dil bolra tha, unke saath main bhi aajau…

Acha main jo bhi bolna hai next letter me likhruYe letter main apne hath se likha dekho Isku taweez banake galle me dallo

Aapka Allah Hafiz

 Assalamulaikum Munne k Abbu,

 humla sob ya Khairiyat se hai, amma Baba, Humare Baba amma Bhaiya bhaina, bhauniya, bhabiya bhanje bhatije sob Khairiyat se hai Apki tabiyat Theek hai Na

Hyderabad me padsu Bhot barish hui Garam mathi pe pani gira to Bhot sondi khusbu Ayi, Amma Bole Dulan Thanda Pada ji Kuch Talan Karo, Main Munne ku Bhijake k Kone ki Dukaan se Pau Kilo Besan aur 4 Palak k Katte mangayi, Mera Bacha Bhigte hue jake laya, Bolra Bazu Walon k Abba Baher se Rain Coata Laye Humare Abba nai bhijate Kya kate

Main boli Late Bole tere Abba Bhi tera waste Raincoat

Haan To Main Kaa Thi

Amma Pakodi Banao Bole Main Besan Bhigari thi k Apki photo pe nazar Padhi Barish ka Din Aur Mitti ki Sondi Khusbu Meku Humare Shadi k Baad k Din Yaad Agaye, Jumagiyo me Apan Purane Bagheaam Ku Gaye the, 1 Dum Barish Hogayi aur Apan Bhigletewe Ghar Ku Aye amma kitte bata kare the, Apan Kitta Bheege the nai Barish me Baagheyaam me, Apko Malom usdin meri thaili me chatri thi par Hona Bolke nai nikali thi

Main Pakodi talke nikali aur Meku wo sab Yaad karke Rona Agaya aur Ansu Tel me Gir Gaye Tel Uchal Gaya Hath pe 4 Chale aye Aap laye so Baher ki Bournol lagayi, Aisa Dikha k Aap Ich Mera Hath Pakde Sab Pakodi Khaye aur mere Hallaq se 1 Pakodi Nai Ningle Gayi Main Kamra Band Karke Apne Shadi ki Cassette Laga k Bhot Royi Fir Tumhari Photo Dekh k Meku Hasi Ayi, Shadi k Jab Apke Baal Tere Naam k Salman k The Aur Ab Aap Interval k Baad wale Salman Bangaye

Abhi Kab Tak Rehte Ji Baher Aap, Ajao na, Meku Apki Bhot Yaad Ati Nai Nai Abhi To Apne Bache Bade Hore Naziya, Asiya Aur Shaziya ki Shadi Hogayi aur Munnu Bablu Engineer Doctor Bangaye Baad Aap Ana Magar, Apan Ye Sab Bacho k Khatir Karre Na aakhir

Waise Humloga Padso Bazu Wale Khala k Bhau k Bhai ki Shadi me Gaye the, Pallavi Garden me Waa Bhot Acha Intezam Tha Khane ka main Bhi boli Naziya ki Shadi humla yaich karinge, Ice Cream ka Meetha Khaye Jab Meku Aap Famous se ice Cream Late the so Yaad agaya, Main Rona ara tha, Naziya Boli Ammi Makeup Kharaab Hojata to Main Ruk Gayi Haan waa Shadi me Dulhan ki Khala Ku Apni Naziya Pasand Agayi Meku Puche Unka Bacha America me Engineer Hai Kate

Main Boli Meri Bachi Abhi Choti Hai Bolke Taaldi, Mere Shohar Bahar hai so Malom Meku Dard Main apni Bachi ku Bahar Hai so Ladke ku nai deti Par Kal Phone Kare ki Bacha Dulhan ku America Leke jata kate shadi k Baad main Khat k Peeche Photo Chipkayi Dekhlo Aap Amma ku Nakko bolo Abhi se, nai to meri Bachi ka Jeena Haram Kardete uno Itna Makeup Kyun Kare Bolke

Waise Ab Asiya Aur Shaziya Bhi Bade Hogaye Ate time Humlo k waste Burqe lao Mere liye, Amma, Naziya, Shaziya aur Asiya Total 5, shameem api fareen api aur unke Bacho k waste Nakko lao, Gaye so baar Ich diye to ye Burqe to Shahraan me Bhi Milte Bolke Mu teda kare the

Munnu Bablu Bade Hore Unlo k waste Zara Badam, Piste, Aqrot anjeer bhejo ji Bazu Walon k bache Khelne aye jab Jeba Bhar k Late kate ye sab Apan Bacho ku Muthi Bhar k to b dinge 

Bacho k Exama Chalre Pani Padte Ich Light Chalegayi Munnu Bablu Sogaye par Apne teeno Bachiya Chirag me padhe Aap ate time 1 Emergency Light lao na ji Bachi Padte Padte Sogaye Subha Bablu Khelte Khelte Chiragh Phodiya amma Usku marne k waste bhage to kanch Chubgayi Dawakhane ku Leke jake 3 take dalana Pada

Mere bache k Naam ki fateha padhre Tumhare amma Mera Bacha Unka Kuch b Nai Hona, Ghalti se Kara na une Hona Bolke Nai Kara, Mere Bache ku Tok Tok k adha kardere Apke amma Nai Jeeta Mera Bacha Aisa logo k Mu me Raha to Shameem apa ki Bachi ki shadi hai kate 50000 Hona kate main boli Pehle Ich inka kafeel tanqa nai dera Humla Ich Ghar k Kiraye pe guzara karre, Aisa Bole to kate Apne Jhirre wala Ghar rehan pe deke Unku paise Dena kate, amma papera Nikal k dere the Main Apki Khasam dalke rokli Kya Ji Apne Bachiya Bhi Hai na Aisa Khali Dusro k bare me nai Sochna

Acha Barish se Yaad Aya apni chat tapakri ji Aap aye jab saudi se 1 Badi plastic lau Apan chat pe daldinge bache School arabi tuition barabar Jare, Padso molsab puchre ki 2 Saal pehle Tasbi aur Jaey Namaz Diye the Abba Aye to Kuch khayal karna kate main boli Theek hai molsab aye jab ka Dekhinge

Apne Bache Badi Claso me Agaye ate time Nawe baiga aur Pencila pena Leke Aao

Ab Dhupkala Shuru Hora bache bolre summer Camp me jate kate main boli nai beta Apan Abhi utte bade shauqa nai karsakte

Sahi nai hai kate waha ka mahol

Acha Naziya Bolri Thi Yaa b kate 3G Network Agaya

Usku Double Camera k Phone Hona Kate Kya ki Video Call karsakte kate na Usme

Wo Kya Ki Face ki Book Nikla Kate na Ji

Naziya Shaziya aur Asiya Din Bhar Shameem Api aur Fareen Api k Bachiyo se Baat Karte Rehte Kya pakaye Khaye

Photua Bhejlete Rehte

Aap Bhi Face ki Book Lelo na ji Apan Bhi Din Bhar Baat karinge

Aap laye so VCP Kharaab Hogaya Bole Main Apne Shadi k Cassette Ki DVD Banayi par Une Ujaad Purane Gaane Hata k Nawe Gaane Dala

Meku Zara Bhi ache nai Dikhre

Aap ate time 1 DVD Player lao ji

Tv pe Dance Show Dekh k Apne Bache Bhi Nachre

Par Awaz barabar se nai jamri, Bazu Walon k Paas Baher se Home theater Laye kate

Apne Bache Bahar to nai jate Aap Agar wo b laye to bache Nach k Khush Hojate

Bazu wale Awaz Badhaye to Samana Hilke Girgaye amma bolre Zal Zala Aya kate main haske Khamosh Hogayi

Munnu Bablu bolre ab Apan Bhi Abba ku Bolke isse bada music system mangake Bazu Walon k pure samana tod dinge

Aap k mamu aye the gaon se Apne khet me Chana pere the kate kaunki dushmani se anch lagadiye puri fasal jalgayi kate, main boli mere Bacho ki Jaan ka satkha gaya

Meku Tumhare Mamu pe Ich shak hai Gaon me Apna Kaun dushman Acha Aap door Rehte main Kyku Apko ye sab tensiona deriyun

Aap Kab are, Apne city me nawa airport bana shamshabad pe Sab jane Dekhte bolre Main sochriyun Apne Bacho ki school ki bus Baat karlena Acha rehta

Acha main ye Khat Jaldi me likhriyun Fir tafseel se likhtiyun Aap apni sehat ka khayal rakho

Zyada Cigretta Nakko piyo, Meku Malom Aap loga raato me jag jag k patte khelte aur Kya karte so, Apna khayal rakho Zyada b mehnat Nakko Karo, Ya k tensiona Nakko liyo

Faqt Apki

Mumtaz

*ing: Salim the cab driver, Balraj the Supervisor and other drivers

Supervisor: Salim bhai line pe aao.

Salim: Aan ustaad bolo

Supervisor: Suvarna medam ko pickup karna tha kya hua

Salim: Hau ustaad, udaritch jaaroon

Supervisor: Kab jaate miya, rasta maalum?

Salim: kya baat karre, merkoo maalum, wohitch birdge kane hain na, wahaan jaage line pe aatoon.

10 min later…

Supervisor: Salim line pe aao, Salim line pe aao…. Kahaan ho message clear hain?

Some other driver: Bilkul kilear hain, paani hain paani

Supervisor: Kaun bola, yahaan channel number dikhra, aane ke baad kilometaraan kat kartoon

Some other driver: aan karlo karlo

Salim: Haan Haan, Balraj anna (supervisor), yeh galli mein hoon, doosra ya teesra ghar hain?

Supervisor: Gaadi aage leke jaa, ek ghar ke paas kutta bhownkta, vohitch ghar hain

5 min later

Salim: Balraj line pe aao, Balraj line pe aao

Supervisor: Haan bolo

Salim: Yahaan bahut kutte bhownkrey

Supervisor: Tereko dekhoto koi bhi kutta bhownkta, haaran baja medam aate…

By the time they finished their conversation, all of us in the cab were in splits laughing. You will relate to the above if you know Hyderabadi accent and lingo. Watch “Angrez” a movie full of Hyderabadi language, you will be up to speed totally

Author: Unknown

Patni Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi-Kyu Maar Rahi Ho?
Patni-Inko Call Kiya To 1Ladki Boli,
Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho,Wo Abhi Vyast Hai

An old man married a young Girl,

Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in mein

Shadi ke liye kiya daikha?

Girl: Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam.

Jab Tu Paida Huwa Kitna Majboor Tha
Yeh Jahan Teri Sonch Se Bhi Dour Tha

Haath Paaon Bhi Tab Tere Apney Na Thay
Teri Ankhon Main Duniya Ke Sapney Na Thay

Tujh Ko Aata Sirf Rona Hi Tha
Doodh Pi Ke Kaam Tera Sona Hi Tha

Tujh Ko Chalna Sikhaya Tha Maa Ne Teri
Tujh Ko Dil Main Basaya Tha Maa Ne Teri

Maa Ke Saaye Main Parwaan Chadne Laga
Waqt Ke Sath Qad Tera Badne Laga

Dhirey Dhirey Tu Kadiyal Jawan Ho Gaya
Tujh Pe Saara Jahan Meharban Ho Gaya

Zor-E- Bazoo Pe Tu Baat Karne Laga
Khud Hi Sajney Laga Khud Sanwarney Laga

Ek Din Ek Ladki Tujhe Bhaa Gayei
Ban Ke Dulhan Woh Tere Ghar Agayei

Ab Faraayez Se Tu Door Hone Laga
Beej Nafrat Ka Khud Hi Tu Bolney Laga

Phir Tu Maa Baap Ko Bhi Bhulane Laga
Teer Baton Ke Phir Tu Chalane Laga

Baat Baat Pe Un Se Tu Ladne Laga
Qayda Ek Naya Tu Phir Padnay Laga

Yaad Kar Tujh Se Maa Ne Kaha Ek Din
Abb Humara Guzara Nahin Tere Bin

Sun Ke Yeh Baat Tu Tayesh Main Agaya
Tera Gussa Teri Aqal Ko Kha Gaya

Josh Main Aake Tu Ne Yeh Maa Se Kaha
Main Tha Khamosh Sab Dekhta Hi Raha

Aaj Kehta Hoon Peecha Mera Chor Do
Jo Hai Rishta Mera Tum Se Woh Tod Do

Jao Ja Ke Kahin Kaam Dhanda Karo
Log Marte Hain Tum Bhi Kahin Ja Maro

Bait Kar Aahen Bharti Thi Maa Raat Bhar
Inki Aahon Ka Tujh Par Howa Na Asar

Ek Din Baap Tera Chala Rooth Kar
Kaise Bikhri Thi Phir Teri Maa Toot Kar

Phir Woh Bhi Bas Kal Ko Bhulati Rahi
Zindagi Isko Har Roz Satati Rahi

Ek Din Maut Ko Bhi Taras Agaya
Iska Rona Bhi Taqdeer Ko Bha Gaya

Ashk Ankhon Main Thay Woh Rawana Huwi
Maut Ki Ek Hichki Bahana Huwi

Ek Sukoon Us Ke Chehre Pe Chaaney Laga
Phir Tu Mayyat Ko Uski Sajaney Laga

Muddatain Ho Gayi Aaj Booddha Hai Tu
Tooti Khatiya Pe Pada Bora Hai Tu

Tere Bacche Bhi Abb Tujh Se Dartey Nahi
Nafraten Hain, Muhabbat Woh Kartey Nahi

Dard Mein Tu Pukare Ke “O Meri Maa”
Tere Dam Se Hi Roshan The Dono Jahan

Waqt Chalta Rahta Hai Waqt Rukta Nahi
Toot Jata Hai Woh Jo Ke Jhukta Nahi

Bann Ke Ibrat Ka Tu Abb Nishaan Reh Gaya
Dhoondh Ab Zor Tera Kahan Reh Gaya

Tu Ahkaam-E-Rabbi Bhulata Raha
Apne Maan-Baap Ko Tu Satata Raha

Kaat Le Tu Wohi, Tu Ne Boya Tha Jo
Tujh Ko Kaise Miley Tu Ne Khoya Tha Jo

Yaad Kar Ke Gaya Daur, Tu Rone Laga
Kal Jo Tu Ne Kiya Aaj Phir Hone Laga

Maut Maange Tujhe Maut Aati Nahin
Maa Ki Surat Nigahon Se Jati Nahi

Tu Jo Khanse Tu Aulad Daantey Tujhe
Tu Hai Nasoor Sukh Kaun Baantey Tujhe

Maut Ayegi Tujh Ko Magar Waqt Par
Bann Hi Jaye Gi Qabar Teri Waqt Par

Qadar Maa Baap Ki Gar Koi Jaan Le
Apni Jannat Ko Duniya Main Pehchan Le

Aur Leyta Rahe Woh Badaun Ki Dua
Usi Ke Dono Jahan, Uska Haami Khuda

Yaad Rakhna Her Aulaad Is Baat Ko
Bhool Jana Na Rehmat Ki Barsat Ko

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….

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Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo

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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …

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Delhi Ke paas Ke nizamuddin railway station ki train no.6162 Ke route ke 3rd
station Bharatpur Ke Ek chote Se Gaon Ke Nazdeek Wale Kabristaan Ke
Chowkidar Ki Kabar Pe Baithe Huye Kutte Ki Aage Wali Right Side Ki Taang Ki
Tisri Ungli Ke Nakhoon Ke Paas Chhupe Huye Chichar Ke Pait Mein Rehne Wale
Bacteria Ke Chromosomal DNA Ki Thymine Nucleotide Ki 5th Carbon Ke Outer
Shell Ke 4th Electron Ki Kasam, Sirf disturb karne k liye msg kiya hai…hee,

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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….

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Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya

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Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

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Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera

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Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai

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Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho
Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho

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Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya

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Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge
Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge

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Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri

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Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai

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Hum aap ko SMS kar ke apni battery low karwate hai,
Hum aap ko SMS kar ke apna bill badwate hai,
Hum aap ko SMS karne ke liye apni ungliyon se itna type karwate hai, aur ek aap hai jo bina pade hi hamare SMS delete kiye jate hai

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Taj mahal dekh kar,
Bola Shahjahan ka ‘pota’
Taj mahal dekh kar,
Bola Shahjahan ka ‘pota’
“Apna bhi Bank Balance Hota,
Agar ‘dada’ AAshiq na hota.”

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Ae diwane,
Tujhe kya sujhi door ki,
Shakal payi langoor ki,
Aur tamanna hai hoor ki
Kya kahne hazoor ki.

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Dil to pagal hai what can I do…
Kuch kuch hota hai when i think about you…
Hum aapke dil mein rehte hai cause I love you…

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Live brings Khabhi Khushi Khabhi Gham…
How long it last Na Tum Jaano Na Hum..
But always Hum Saath Saath Hai…
Who knows Kal Ho Na ho..
But always remember honey..Main Hoon Na…

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Devdas ke bap ne kaha, ghar chor do..
Maa ne kaha, Paro ko chor do..
Paro ne kaha, sharab pina chor do..
Tumhe kisne kaha sms karna chor do..?

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Khuda se scooter manga..car di
Apartment manga..bangla diya
Dost manga tho tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kiya…

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Shaitaani rooh jab bedaar hoti hai kameeno mein…..
Murde bhi ghabra jaate hain apni zameeno mein……

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Wo jab chalti hai to raah mein 100 100 k note bicha deta hoon
Wo jab chalti hai to raah mein 100 100 k note bicha deta hoon
Aur uss ke jaane k baad wahan se utha leta hoon……..

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Wo sadak ke uss paar thi
Hum sadak ke iss paar thay
Kuch wo aage barhi
Kuch hum aage barhe
Wo kuch aur aage barhi
Hum kuch aur aage barhe
Ab hum sadak ke uss paar thay
Aur wo sadak ke iss paar thi…….

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Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Ammi ne mujhe samjhaayi nahi
Main kese meethi baatein keroon
Jo mere mouh mein mithaai nahi
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi

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Jo taareh jhimil karte hain
Kya unn ki chachi taai nahi
Hoga koi rishta sooraj se
Ye baat humein batlaayi nahi
Par chanda kesa maamoo hai
Jo ammi ka wo bhai nahi
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi…..

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Wo larki kitni pyaari thi jisse maine aankh maari thi
Wo jooti kitni bhaari thi jo uss ne mujhe maari thi.

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Koi pathar se na maare mere deewane ko
Arey Nuclear ka zamana hai BOMB se ura do saale ko

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Dil ke armaan aansoo-on mein beh gaye….
Unn ke bacche hum ko maamoo keh gaye..

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A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasy hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X’mas mei bhii Hai! khana padenge apple
Y for youn na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple

Hungry Kyaaaaaa…………..!!!!!!!!!!

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If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost
every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge &
Show U where 2 jump From !!!…
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Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada….used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa…. Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada… Mithai main sweet
say zyaada…Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada… I LOV U
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!
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Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua….
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!

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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!

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Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai…!
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jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye
aur unke haath peele ho gaye
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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
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Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

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Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye

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Child : – Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : – Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.

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Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai

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Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

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Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge

maine kahaa ke kuttey ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge

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MUJH KO NAYA ZAMAANA HAIRAT MEIN DAALTA HAI
“JIS KA GALA DABAOON AANKHEN NIKAALTA HAI”

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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
tna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..
kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!!

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Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye
Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay
Beemar Bacteria…..HOW R U???

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Someday u may lose ur hair.

u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.

But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.

coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!

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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….

Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain

maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain

Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko

aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….

waaaaahhhhhhhhh…

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum

waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum

Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum

Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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When u feel sad….

To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,

“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness.

But don’t make this a habit…..

Coz liars go to hell !!!!
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I see your face when I am dreaming

That’s why I always wake up screaming

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Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab PYAAR kehte hain!

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Mohabbat ki Chita
Dil tod diya ab chitha bhi jala dena,
Kafan na ho to dupatta odha dena,
Koi puche rog kya tha toh nazar jukhakar Mohabbat bata dena!

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Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan,
Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan
kyounk..Khuda meherbaan to
Gadha PAHELWAAN

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Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,
pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hai..

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Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
par yaad tumhari aati hai,
Jab saans wahan par
leti ho toh badboo yahaan par aati hai

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Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

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Bandookh chalai fire ho gaya..
Bandookh chalai fire ho gaya..

….
Kuch bhi bak diya, to shayar ho gaya!

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Koi ladki hame thukraye iska hame gam nahi
Koi ladki hame thukraye iska hame gam nahi
Badhnaseeb woh ladki hai jiske naseeb me ham nahi

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UNIVERSITY KE GATE SE STATES TAK HAIN LARKIAN
YEH LARKIOON KI UNIVERSITY , YEH UNIVERSITY KI LARKIAN
MANA KE YEH HASEEN HAIN
MANA KE YEH ZAHEEN HAIN
HAI LARKA AGAR EK TO
SAATH LARKIAN BHI TEEN HAIN
JEBOON MAIN LARKON KI AB HONE LAGI HAIN KARKIAN
YEH LARKIOON KI UNIVERSITY , YEH UNIVERSITY KI LARKIAN

UTTHNA SUBHA BAHANA HAI
TAYAR HO KER AANA HAI
IN SUB KA YEHI KHUWAB HAI
ASH KO HARANA HAI
PAISOON SE YEH KITABOON KI, LATEE HAIN APNI BALIAAN
YEH LARKIOON KI UNVERSITY, YEH UNIVERSITY KI LARKIAN

KASHMIR KI KALI BHI HAI
AFRICA KI JALI BHI HAI
LAKHOON HAIN MAGROOR TO
IN MAIN KOI BHALI BHI HAI
GUZRE GALI SE POINT TO , KHOOLE GHAROON KI KHIRKIAAN
YEH LARKIOON KI UNVERSITY, YEH UNVERSITY KI LARKIAN

APNA GROUP BANA LIA
HER LARKE KO PHASA LIA
JO KUCH THA IN DIMAGOON MAIN
SUB LARKIOON NE KHA LIA
KESE POSITION LAYEN HUM , JADOO KAREN YEH LARKIAN
YEH LARKIOON KI UNIVERSITY,YEH UNIVERSITY KI LARKIAAN

HAZAROON EK HI NAAM KI
NAHIN HAIN KOI KAM KI
RAKHNE PARHE HAIN NAAM AB
SAIMA A, SAIMA B, SAIMA C
GHAR AYEN IN KE PHONE TO AMMA SUNAYEN JHIRKIAN
YEH LARKION KI UNIVERSITY, YEH UNIVERSITY KI LARKIAN

PERHAI MAIN BHI AAGAYE HAIN
LARAI MAIN BHI AAGAYE HAIN
LARKE KESE AAGAYE BAREN
DAS LARKIAN JO AAGAYE HAIN
LARKOON KI HER LARAYI KA SABBAB HAIN YEHI LARKIAN
YEH LA RKIOON KI UNIVERSITY, YEH UNIVERSITY KI LARKIAN

KHUDAYA HUM KO MAAF KER
ZEHNOO KO IN KE SAAF KER
NA DEKHYEN HUM TO KIA KAREN
AB TO HI KUCH INSAAF KER
DOOZAQH MAIN HUM LARKOON KO POHCHAYEN GI YEH LARIAN
YEH LARKIOON KI UNIVERSITY, YEH UNIVERSITY KI LARKIAN

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Tumhare liye main chand taare tod du,
Honda city,opel,mecedez tak chod du,
Darling itna kaafi hai ya,
do char jhuth aur bole du

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aapko kabhi koi gham na ho..
apki ankhe kabhi ansuo se nam na ho..
apko mile roz-roz naye-naye girl friend
jiski umer 60 sa kam na ho …

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Arz Kiya Hai;
Bhains ki poonch yun hi to nahi hoti……..
Yeh be ek fun hai aabru chupanay ka……..

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MCM Da nazara na hunda,
Sukhna lake da kinara na hunda,
je ajkal di kudiyaan fashion na kardiya,
sardara da munda awara na hunda,
par je sardara da munda awara na hunda
taan ajkal di kudiyaan da guzaara na hunda

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tere intzaar mein ye aankhein soyi nahi
barso se hassi ja rahi, royi nahi
tumse dil ki ek baat kehni thi
ki “Jassi jaisi koi nahi”

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Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai
Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain

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Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Galti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jeeyain gey saath marain gey
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya

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Khuda karay sab haseenaaon ke baap mar jaain
Maut ka bahana ho aur hum in kay ghar jaain

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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Sehwag ki maa ko bulao,
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,
Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,
Dravid ko castrol pilao
Kaif ko Lays khilao,
PAR KAISE BHI HO INDIA KO JITAO

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Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,
Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo ladki kisi Aur ne pata li

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Mein Chahta Hon Tum Koiss Qadar
Koi Aur Mil Jaey Tu Dekhon Naa Mur Kar

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Humphty Dumphty sat on a wall,
Humphty Dumphty had a great fall,
All the kings’ horses, all the kings’ men Couldn’t put Humphty Dumphty together again

Punjabi Translation:
Baba Karanil Singh baitha si Dukaan te’
Baba Karnail Singh diggya dhadam se, Pind de log phir aa ke kehan lagge, Baba Karnail Singh te gaya hun kaam se

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‘Baa Baa Black sheep have you any wool?’
‘Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
One for the master, one for the dame, And one for the little boy who lives down the lane.’

Punjabi Translation:
‘Kali Bhed, Kali Bhed, hai kucch unn?’
‘Haan bhai,Haan bhai, Tin pandan gin, Ek tere waste, ek teri woti lai Ek us munde lai ! jehra khara raste’.

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‘Pussy cat Pussy cat, where have you been?’
‘I have been to London to see the Queen’
‘Pussy cat Pussy cat what did you there?’
‘I frightened a little mouse under the chair!’

Punjabi Translation:
‘Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?’
‘Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si’
‘Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?’
‘Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!’

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koi lauta de woh pyare pyare din…

“Kuch baate bhuli hui,
kuch pal beete hue,

Har galti ka ek naya bahana,
aur fir sabki nazar me aana,

Exam ki puri raat jagna,
fir bhi sawal dekhake sir khujlana,

Mauka mile to class bunk marna,
fir doston k sath canteen jana

USKI ek jhalak dekhane roj college jana,
usko dekhte dekhte attendance bhul jana,

Har pal hai naya sapna,
aaj jo tute fir bhi hai apna,

Ye college ke din,
In lamho me jindagi jee bhar ke jeena,

Yaad karke in palon ko,
Fir jindagi bhar muskurana,
fir jandagi bhar muskurana…..!!

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Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

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Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !

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Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

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Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

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Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !

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Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !!

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Raatein gumnaam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hai,
Ki har lamha doston ke naam hota hai !

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Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,
Hai meri dosti mein itna dum,
Apni aankh ka aansoon teri aankh se gira sakta hoon!!

Aye dost teri dosti uss ghadi tadpaayegi,
Jab zindagi kahegi alvida, Aur maut bhi naa aayegi!

Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,Aur kitna intezar karu tere offline ka,arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me

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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai Good Morning

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Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,Dil tute to Maikhane bane,Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
nalini_thegr8Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane…

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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum…

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Hotho se jo choo liya,Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain… Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’-hai…

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Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai, yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.

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jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

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Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai, yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,pade bhi to kya pade yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai,

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Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi, TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue, ab TAZ banana chahta hu, par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!

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Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo, Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo….

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Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,??hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

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Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain. man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai. najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.

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Jindagi behaal hai,Sur hai naa taal hai, Msgbox bhi kangal hai,kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

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Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain, tum bin bahut akele hain, sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain, dekho hum kitne wele

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Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise, ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.

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Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.

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Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai, Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.

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Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam. Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.

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is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye. Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.

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Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali, Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! i. Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.

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Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete, Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.

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Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.Arey do boond dosti ke pi le, Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

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Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari, Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.

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Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

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Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte,Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte. Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,Aur who sochte hai hum unse pyar nahi karte.

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Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.

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Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote, Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.

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Har khushi kam hai, Tera gum bhulane ke liye, Ek tera gum hi kaafi hai, Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye

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Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye Hote Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat Hai Warna Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote

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Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum KarengeItna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge

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Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai . Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai. Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen, Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai

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Ittefaq se hum mile,Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,Ittefaq se hum dost bane,Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.

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Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte, Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.

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Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu, Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.

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Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai, Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai, Par hai re meri futi kismat,Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.

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Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu, Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu, Majburi to dekho is dil ki.Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.

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Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya, Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.

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Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga, Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas ! aane laga..

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Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar, Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar.

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Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,Begana kaho ya deewana,Suno is dil ka fasana,Teri d! osti hai mere jeene ka bahana..

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Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka haiKuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai.

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Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina, samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!

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Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta, firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!

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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, is umeed ke saath ki a! ayega SMS aapka,humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain…

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exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI, exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aayaSAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.

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Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka golaMain uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola

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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya huaMujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai

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Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein.

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Romance MathematicsSmart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman =

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Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai, Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

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Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hainTum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail ! karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain * vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain…. waaaaahhhhhhhhh…

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Sh! aam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…

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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii…. Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

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Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shu! kar hai tum nahi ho!!!

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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

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Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

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kaun kehta hai dost tumse hamari judai hogi,yeh afwah kisi aur ne udayi hogi;shaan se rahenge aapke dil mein hum, itne dino mein humne kuch to jagah banayi hogi

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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega… Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega… Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo… Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega??? vah vah… vah vah… vah va

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Aansun se palke bhigo leta hoonYaad teri aati hai to ro leta hoonSocha ki bhula doon tujhe magar, Har baar faisla badal deta hoon

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Mayoos tow hoon mager hona nahi chahti Kia karon mein ussay bhulana nahi chahti Janti hon wo bay khaber hai mujhe sephir bhee Uss k khayal ko dil se mitana nahi chahti ~

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Badi muddat se chaha hai tumeh, badi duaon se paaya hai tumeh, Tujeh bhulane ki sochu bhi kaise, Kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tujeh!

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aasaan nahi hota kisi ko bhulana.chhe vo apna ho ya beganadil ki baatain bas samajhta hai dil hi,inhe kya samjhega ye zalim zamana??

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Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye, Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiyeper taswir aapki hamaara dil behla na sakegi,Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi….

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Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe, Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe,Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye toBhoot bankar darayenge tumheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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Jab hum is duniya mein aate hai, Toh kitne rishtey saath laatey hai. Duniya mein aane ke baad hum, Kitne naye rishtey baanthe hai. Magar in rishto mein se sirf, woh pyaar ka pawitra rishta hai, Jo hum marte dum tak nibhaate hain.

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Kehena hai aaj tumse, phir ki! sise ye kehena nahi, Rehena hai saath tere, warna Duniya me rehena nahi.

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Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!

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oftdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.Insan to newspape! r padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki…. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !

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Arz kiya hai, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !

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Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain….PAISA….. MAUT…..Aur….. Aur….. Aur…..Mera SMS !

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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho….. Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho…..Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho….. Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho ?

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Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar,aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar!

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Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi, tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.

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1 Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho. Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

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Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja. Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya? Ladka: Pagli mandirthode hi hai, aise hi aaja!!

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Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya

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Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga raheli hai,cow log grass eatraheli hai,shane log sms kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!!

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Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena… Jo iska matlab samajh aaye toplease mujhe bhi bata dena…..

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Bachelor’s schedule… Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ; Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ; Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ; Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash….

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Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha haho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he hehhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he………KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI…. ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho…..

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Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.

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Macchar ne jo kata… dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni… dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki…. sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha !

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Tusi bade gr8 ho, rsgule di pl8 ho,cok di cr8 ho, ande da oml8 ho, sms krne me bde la8 ho, jlebi di tra str8 ho. Par jo bhi ho, tusi mere fav8 ho

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Maine poocha chand se… Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin….. Chand bola….12036 entries found !

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Apko MULAYAM ki akal,LALOO ki shakal,Mayawati ki wani, JAYA ki jawani,KALAM jaise baal,ATAL jaisi chaal mile..GOOD LUCK

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Aasman me itne tare ho kiasma na dikhai de,Aap ki zindagi me itni khushiya ho, ke gam na dikhai de,HAVE A NICE DAY!

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Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai, nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi, magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai…

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Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,aapne band kiya j! abse SMS karna,MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!

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Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”, Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”,Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE” WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!

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Evolution of Man: Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya

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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

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Mandir mein jap karta hoon, Masjid mein adab karta hoon, insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon

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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.Sagar se gahara koi nahi.Aab aapki kya tarif karu…Dost me aap jaisa…Nalayak koi nahi!

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Hame itna pyar mat karna ki duniya me mashhoor ho jaye aur na hi itna bewafa banana ki ham duniya ko chodne ke liyemajboor ho jaye

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Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko, Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko,hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai,dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko!Good Morning!

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is duniya me dost kam milenge,Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge,jaha duniya nazar fer legi,us mod pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..

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Aapko ashirwad mile bado se, sahayog mile chh! oto se,Khushiya mile jag se,pyar mile sab se,daulat mile rab se,yahi dua hai dil se DIL SE!

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Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he, Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he,yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS,Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai…!!

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Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai, yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai,magar aapko bhulna apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai!

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Arz hai unki galiyon kechakkar kaat kaatte kutte hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to hamare na ho sake par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye…

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Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat ka hai, Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat ka hai, Hame aap yuhi Sharabi maat Kahiye, ye dil par asar aapse pahali mulakat ka hai…

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Ae barish jara tham ke baras, jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,pehle n baras ki woh aa na sake, phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake…

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Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!

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Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana…agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana… Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…

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Dushman tarse teri dosti ko,Dost tarse teri yari ko,Yar tarse pyar ko,hum tarse tere DIDAR ko!

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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK

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Dil se Nikli ye dua hai humari.
Zindagi main mile aapko khushiya saari.
Gham na de khuda aapko kabhi.
Chahe to ek khushi kam karde humari.
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Jab bhi kisi ko kareeb paya hai, kasam khuda ki wahin dhokha khaya hai.
Kyon dosh dete hein hum kanto ko… Zakham to humne phulo se paaya hai.

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Karoge yaad ek din is pyar ke zamane ko, chale jayenge jab hum kabhi na vapas aane ko.
Chalega mehfil me jab zikr hamara koi, to tum bhi tanhayi dhundoge aansu bahane ko.
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Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta, nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta, yeh dil walon ki
dunia hai dost, kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta.
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Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda, zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda,
vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka, subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath chhoda.
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Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin.
Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.
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Unki tasveer ko seene se laga lete hain, iss tarah judai ka gham mitaa lete hain.
Kisi tarah zikar ho jaye unka, to hass kar bheegi palkein jhuka lete hain.
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Bheeg jaati hain palkein tanhayi mein, darte hain koi jaan na le. Pasand karte
hain tez barsaat mein chalna, kahi rote hue ko koi pehchaan na le.
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.
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Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
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Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai, Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai,
Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili, Jinhe nazar Zhukake Sharmane ki Aadat hai.
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Bahut dur magar bahut paas rehte ho,
Aankho se dur magar dil ke paas rehte ho,
Mujhe bas itna bata do kya tum bhi mere bina udaas rehte ho?
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Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai.
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Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe,
Dil se main naraaz tha,
Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun,
Magar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha…..
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Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe,
Unki raahon me palkein bichate rahe,
Unhone kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha,
Hum ankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe.
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Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!
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Ek ada aapka dil churane ki, ek ada aapke dil me bus jane ki,
Chehra apka chand sa aur ek zid hamari chand pane ki.
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E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.
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Tere Dile mein meri saanson ko panah mil jaaye Tere Ishq mein meri Jaan Fanaa Ho jaayeâ.
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Ankhen to pyar me dilki zuban hoti hai,
sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,
pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya gabrana,
suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai….
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Phool hun Gulaab kaâ?
Chameli ka mat samjhnaâ?
Aashiq hun aapkaâ?
Apni Saheli ka mat samjhnaâ

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Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise,
Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise.
Hum Who Khushbu Jo Saanson Mein Utar Jaye, Khud Apni Saanxon Ko Rok Paoge Kaise..

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Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,
Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte.
Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein,
Yun Kisika Peecha Hum Nahin Karteâ
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RONE DE TU AAJ HAMAKO TU AANKHE SUJANE DE
BAHO ME LELE AUR KHUD KO BHEEG JANE DE
HAI JO SEENE ME QUAID DARIYA WO CHUT JAYEGA
HAI ITANA DARD KI TERA DAMAN BHEEG JAYEGA..
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tere dil mein meri saanson ko jagah mil jaaye
tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaaye
adhoori saans thi dhadkan adhoori thi adhooren ham
magar ab chaand poora hain falak pe aur ab pooren hain ham

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