List of upcoming corporate movie names – Horror
Teacher’s Killer English
There is no wind in the football.
I talk, he talk, why you middle talk?
You rotate the ground 4 times.
You go & under stand the tree.
I’ ll give clap on your face.
Bring your parents
Facts about Rajnikanth
These are some of Funny Facts about Rajnikanth – South Super Star….Read and enjoy them ………….MIND IT!!!!!
Once Rajnikanth was playing Cricket and Rain Stopped due to Heavy Play
Rajnikanth was practicing for spelling test. The rough
Rajnikanth’s Special….
Rajnikanth got selected in Roadies….. Next day during vote-out, RAJNIKANTH:I’m sorry Raghu, apka Roadies ka safar yahi khatam hota hai…..:D
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When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std….some1 stole his rough note….&
Now they call it as ………….Wikipedia
Please do not read this….
MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH’S Dialogues in English
1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate
2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u
sneeze u ll say HUTCH
3 ) U
Collection of Funny leave letters…..
More killer english….
1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. This is from
Sardarji Writes again : Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button ‘start’
Punjaab Airways : IN-FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT
Gud marning, Ladies and Gen’lemen. P’rajee aur Behnjee. Sat Sri Akal.
wahe guru is jai…
On behalf of Captaan Balbir Singh ‘Bobby’, this is Your Flight Supervisor Banta Singh “Bunty” welcoming to you on the P’njaab Airways flight no.
Letter from Sardar ji’s mom
Dear banta
Vahe Guru !
I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I’m writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
We don’t live where we did when
Sardar strikes again
Read and enjoy
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”.
Sardar thinks “how poetic”
Sardar says, “pass the custard you bastard”.
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Sardar at bar in New York
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