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		<description><![CDATA[Upcoming Horror movies in IT&#8230;&#8230;.






(1) Darinda manager, tadapta associate &#8230; !!!!   

(2) Zahreela Cafetaria .. !!! 

(3)Who Akhri Mail………………

(4) Adamkhor supervisor   

(5)Escalation- A Life in trouble


(6)9 Ghante 15 Minute


(7)Ichadhari Customer

(8) I still know what you Missed(goals) last summer  

(9) Release ki Raat

(10)Do Excel aur  Barah PPT

(11)REGRESSION &#8211; RELOADED

(12)Miss– Mano ya na Mano…………….!!!

(13) Zahereelee Defect

(14) Evil DM

(15)Bhut wala Floor

(16)Dashboard- The mystery continues………

(17) “ENTER” mat dabana………….

(18)Andha  Cab driver… !!!

(19)Sunsan Pantry– A murder mystery.. [...]]]></description>
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<div><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">Upcoming Horror movies in IT&#8230;&#8230;.</span></strong></div>
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<div><strong><span style="color: #f79646; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">(1)</span></strong><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;"> </span></strong><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">Darinda manager, tadapta associate &#8230; !!!!</span></strong><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">  </span></strong><span style="color: black;"> </span></div>
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<div><span style="color: #f79646; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">(2)</span><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;"> Zahreela Cafetaria .. !!!</span></strong><span style="color: black;"> </span></div>
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<div><strong><span style="color: #f79646; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">(3)</span></strong><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">Who Akhri Mail………………</span></strong></div>
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<div><strong><span style="color: #f79646; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">(4)</span></strong><strong><span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;"> </span></strong><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">Adamkhor supervisor  </span></strong><span style="color: black;"> </span></div>
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<div><span style="color: #f79646; font-family: Calibri; font-size: xx-large;">(5)</span><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">Escalation- A Life in trouble</span></strong></div>
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<div><strong><span style="color: #f79646; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">(6)</span></strong><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">9 Ghante 15 Minute</span></strong></div>
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<div><span style="color: #f79646; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">(7)</span><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">Ichadhari Customer</span></div>
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<div><span style="color: #f79646; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">(8)</span><strong><span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;"> </span></strong><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">I still know what you Missed(goals) last summer</span></strong><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">  </span></div>
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<div><span style="color: #f79646; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">(9)</span><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;"> Release ki Raat</span></div>
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<div><span style="color: #f79646; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">(10)</span><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">Do Excel aur  Barah PPT</span></div>
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<div><span style="color: #f79646; font-family: Mistral; font-size: x-large;">(11)</span><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">REGRESSION &#8211; RELOADED</span></strong></div>
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<div><strong><span style="color: #f79646; font-family: Chiller; font-size: large;">(12)</span></strong><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">Miss– Mano ya na Mano…………….!!!</span></strong></div>
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<div><strong><span style="color: #f79646; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;">(13)</span></strong><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;"> Zahereelee Defect</span></div>
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<div><strong><span style="color: #f79646; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;">(14)</span></strong><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;"> Evil DM</span></strong></div>
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<div><strong><span style="color: #f79646; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;">(15)</span></strong><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">Bhut wala Floor</span></strong></div>
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<div><strong><span style="color: #f79646; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;">(16)</span></strong><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">Dashboard- The mystery continues………</span></strong></div>
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<div><strong><span style="color: #f79646; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">(17)</span></strong><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;"> “ENTER” mat dabana………….</span></strong></div>
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<div><strong><span style="color: #f79646; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">(18)</span></strong><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">Andha  Cab driver… !!!</span></strong></div>
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<div><strong><span style="color: #f79646; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">(19)</span></strong><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">Sunsan Pantry– A murder mystery.. !!!</span></strong></div>
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<div><span style="color: #f79646; font-family: Calibri; font-size: x-large;">(20)</span><strong><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">Recession – Jaani dushman</span></strong></div>
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<div><span style="color: #ff2d2d; font-family: Calibri; font-size: xx-large;">Few more&#8230;..</span></div>
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<p></span><span style="color: #ff6600; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">&#8212; </span><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">A</span><span style="color: #ff6600; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">ppraisal </span><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">K</span><span style="color: #ff6600; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">i </span><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">P</span><span style="color: #ff6600; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">yaas</span><span style="color: black;"></p>
<p></span><span style="color: #ff6600; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">&#8212; </span><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">B</span><span style="color: #ff6600; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">adla </span><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">D</span><span style="color: #ff6600; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">eveloper </span><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">K</span><span style="color: #ff6600; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">a</span><span style="color: black;"></p>
<p></span><span style="color: #ff6600; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">&#8212; </span><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">T</span><span style="color: #ff6600; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">rainer </span><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">B</span><span style="color: #ff6600; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">ana </span><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">S</span><span style="color: #ff6600; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">haitaan</span><span style="color: black;"></p>
<p></span><span style="color: #ff6600; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">&#8212; </span><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">M</span><span style="color: #ff6600; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">anager ki </span><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">C</span><span style="color: #ff6600; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">heekh</span><span style="color: black;"></p>
<p></span><span style="color: #ff6600; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">&#8212;</span><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">C</span><span style="color: #ff6600; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">lient </span><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">K</span><span style="color: #ff6600; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">a </span><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">Q</span><span style="color: #ff6600; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">aher!!!!!!!!!!!</span><span style="color: black;"></p>
<p></span><span style="color: #ff6600; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">&#8212;Weekend ka</span><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">V</span><span style="color: #ff6600; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">iraana </span><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller; font-size: xx-large;">C</span><span style="color: #ff6600; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">ubicle!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span></div>
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<div><span style="color: #ff6600; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">&#8212;-</span><span style="color: #ff6600; font-family: Arial; font-size: xx-large;">One night at the Khauff center</span></div>
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<div><span style="color: #ff6600; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">and the ultimate&#8230;. last but not the least&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<wbr>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;</wbr></span></div>
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<h6 style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-large;"><span style="color: red; font-family: Chiller;">Khooni Call</span></span></h6>
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		<description><![CDATA[Question and the Answer given by Candidates oh sorry, most of them are IAS Officers now.
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Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Question and the Answer given by Candidates oh sorry, most of them are IAS Officers now.</p>
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<div>Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?</div>
<div>A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)</div>
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<div>Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?</div>
<div>A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)</div>
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<div>Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?</div>
<div>A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)</div>
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<div>Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?</div>
<div>A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)</div>
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<div>Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?</div>
<div>A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)</div>
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<div>Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?</div>
<div>A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)</div>
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<div>Q. What looks like half apple ?</div>
<div>A : The other half. (UPSC &#8211; IAS Topper )</div>
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<div>Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?</div>
<div>A : Dinner.</div>
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<div>Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?</div>
<div>A : It caused a revolution.</div>
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<div>Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?</div>
<div>A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )</div>
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<div>Q. How many buckets of water does Pacific Ocean contains?</div>
<div>A : It depends on the size of the bucket. (CA Institute Campus Interview Placement)</div>
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<div>Interviewer said &#8216;I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.   Think well before you make up your mind!&#8217; The boy thought for a while and said, &#8216;my choice is one really difficult question.&#8217;</div>
<div>&#8216;Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. &#8216;What comes first, Day or Night?&#8217;</div>
<div>The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on his answer, but he thought for a while and said, &#8216;It&#8217;s the DAY sir!&#8217;</div>
<div>&#8216;How&#8217; the interviewer asked,</div>
<div>&#8216;Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!&#8217;</div>
<div>He was selected for IIM!</div>
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		<description><![CDATA[Health:
1.    Drink plenty of water
2.    Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar
3.    Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants, and eat less food that is manufactured in plants(factories)
4.    Live with the 3 Es &#8212; Energy,  Enthusiasm, and Empathy
5.    Make time for prayer
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h4><span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>Health:</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>1.    Drink plenty of water</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>2.    Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>3.    Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants, and eat less food that is manufactured in plants(factories)</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>4.    Live with the 3 Es &#8212; Energy,  Enthusiasm, and Empathy</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>5.    Make time for prayer</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>6.    Play more games</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>7.    Read more books than you did last year </strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>8.    Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>9.    Sleep for 7 hours</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>10.  Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day &#8211; and while you walk, SMILE!<br />
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<p><span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>11.  Don&#8217;t compare your life to others.&#8217; You have no idea what their journey is all about.</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>12.  Don&#8217;t have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.</strong></span></h4>
<h4><span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>13.  Don&#8217;t over do; keep your limits</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>14.  Don&#8217;t take yourself so seriously; no one else does</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>15.  Don&#8217;t waste your precious energy on gossip</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>16.  Dream more while you are awake</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>17.  Envy is a waste of time.  You already have all you need.</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>18.  Forget issues of the past. Don&#8217;t remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>19.  Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don&#8217;t hate others.</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>20.  Make peace with your past so it won&#8217;t spoil the present or future</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>21.  No one is in charge of your happiness except you</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>22.  Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>23.  Smile and Laugh more</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>24.  You don&#8217;t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. </strong></span>&nbsp;</p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>Community:</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>25. Call your family often</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>26.  Do a random act of kindness without expecting anything in return</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>27.  Forgive everyone for everything</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>28.  Spend time with your loved one&#8217;s</strong></span></h4>
<h4><span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>29.  Try to make at least three peoplesmile each day</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>30.  What other people think of you is none of your business</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>31.  Your job won&#8217;t take care of you when you are sick. Your family and friends will. Stay in touch.</strong></span>&nbsp;</p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>Life:</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>32.  Do the right things</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>33.  Get rid of anything that isn&#8217;t useful, beautiful or joyful</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>34. GOD heals everything</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>35.  However good or bad a situation is, it will change. Nothing stays for ever.</strong></span></h4>
<h4><span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>Everything is subject to change. Change unavoidable</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up ! </strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>37.  The best is yet to come</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>38.  When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be HAPPY!</strong></span></h4>
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		<title>Be Happy</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Money
Fame
Luxury
does not always makes a man happy

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3 style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #008000;">Money</span></h3>
<h3 style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #008000;">Fame</span></h3>
<h3 style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #008000;">Luxury</span></h3>
<h3 style="text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: #ffffff; color: #008000;">does not always makes a man happy</span></h3>
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		<title>Johny Johny &#8230;..Yes Papa&#8230;. (Job Theme)</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Johny Johny &#8230;..Yes Papa&#8230;.
Pvt Company&#8230;.Yes Papa&#8230;..
Any Motivation&#8230;No Papa&#8230;
Many Tension&#8230;..Yes Papa&#8230;..
Do u Sleep well&#8230;..No Papa&#8230;..
Onsite Opportunity&#8230;.No papa&#8230;.
Boss Ki Galiyan&#8230;.Yes Papa&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;
Increment &#8230;..Ha ha ha  
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">Johny Johny &#8230;..Yes Papa&#8230;.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Pvt Company&#8230;.Yes Papa&#8230;..</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Any Motivation&#8230;No Papa&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Many Tension&#8230;..Yes Papa&#8230;..</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Do u Sleep well&#8230;..No Papa&#8230;..</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Onsite Opportunity&#8230;.No papa&#8230;.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Boss Ki Galiyan&#8230;.Yes Papa&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Increment &#8230;..Ha ha ha <img src='http://www.eqasim.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Rajnikanth&#8217;s Special&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2011 06:14:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rajnikanth got selected in Roadies&#8230;.. Next day during vote-out, RAJNIKANTH:I&#8217;m sorry Raghu, apka Roadies ka safar yahi khatam hota hai&#8230;..:D
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When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std&#8230;.some1 stole his rough note&#8230;.&#38;
Now they call it as &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Wikipedia
 
Crazy people!!!! 
 
 
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When Rajnikant was a Student…!!!
 
Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!
 
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Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">Rajnikanth got selected in Roadies&#8230;.. Next day during vote-out, RAJNIKANTH:I&#8217;m sorry Raghu, apka Roadies ka safar yahi khatam hota hai&#8230;..:D<br />
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When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std&#8230;.some1 stole his rough note&#8230;.&amp;<br />
Now they call it as &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Wikipedia<br />
 <br />
Crazy people!!!! <img src='http://www.eqasim.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
 <br />
 <br />
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When Rajnikant was a Student…!!!<br />
 <br />
Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!<br />
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 <br />
Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is<br />
“Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.<br />
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 <br />
Rajnikant purchased a road roller…<br />
 <br />
 <br />
Guess why??????<br />
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To Iron his Clothes……………………………<br />
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 <br />
THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!<br />
 <br />
Sachin Tendulkar’s mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar…<br />
 <br />
And his coach’s name is ramaKANT J<br />
 <br />
Is there a need to say anything beyond this???<br />
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Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue…<br />
 <br />
..And Birds returned grains they took last year as well<br />
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 <br />
If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts! <img src='http://www.eqasim.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking &#8211; &#8220;Solve any 100 questions&#8221;<br />
 <br />
He solved all 150 and wrote, &#8221; Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!&#8221;<br />
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 <br />
One day Rajnikant thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play….<br />
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Tonight at 9 Rajnikant can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event…<br />
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What do you think Vodafone 3G tag line should be :-<br />
Faster ..<br />
Better…<br />
RAJNIKANT….<br />
 <br />
 <br />
No it should be (strictly)<br />
 <br />
RAJNIKANT.<br />
RAJNIKANT..<br />
RAJNIKANT…<br />
 <br />
Mind it<br />
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 <br />
Rajnikanth&#8217;s next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims<br />
across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and&#8230; the Titanic in the other<br />
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“Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe…air comes to hide in his lungs”<br />
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“Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012…..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty”…..:P<br />
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Rajni can walk  faster than light….<br />
 <br />
“Rajni cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another”.<br />
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Law of Conservation of Rajni<br />
 <br />
 <br />
All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did&#8230;<br />
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?<br />
Ans: Dosa&#8230; mind it!!!<br />
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 <br />
Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened…</p>
<p>We got two copies of the Xerox machine.<br />
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One more:<br />
 <br />
Once upon a time<br />
Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth<br />
 <br />
Today that powder is known as<br />
 <br />
“AMBUJA CEMENT”</p>
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		<title>The ultimate ghazal &#8211; Chadhta suraj dheere dheere dhalta hain dhal jayega</title>
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Hue naamwar benishan kaise kaise
Zameen kha gayi naujawan kaise kaise
Aaj jawani par itaranae wale kal pacthtayega
Chadhta suraj dheere dheere dhalta hain dhal jayega
Tu yahan musafir hain, yeh barah e fani hain
Chaar roz ki mehmaan teri zindagani hain 

Jan zameen zar zevar kutch na saath jayega
Khali haath [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup>Hue naamwar benishan kaise kaise<br />
Zameen kha gayi naujawan kaise kaise</sup></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup>Aaj jawani par itaranae wale kal pacthtayega<br />
<strong>Chadhta suraj dheere dheere dhalta hain dhal jayega</strong></sup></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup>Tu yahan musafir hain, yeh barah e fani hain<br />
Chaar roz ki mehmaan teri zindagani hain </sup></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup><br />
Jan zameen zar zevar kutch na saath jayega<br />
Khali haath aaya hain khali haath jayega</sup></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup><br />
Jaan kar bhi anjana ban raha hain deewane<br />
Apni umre e fani par tan raha hain deewane</sup></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup><br />
Is kadar tu khoya hain is jahan ke mele mei<br />
Tu khuda ko bhula hain phas ke is jhamaele main</sup></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup><br />
Aaj tak yeh dekha hain paane wala khota hain<br />
Zindagi ko jo samjha zindagi pe rota hain</sup></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup><br />
Mitne wali duniya ka aaitbaar karta hain<br />
Kya samajh ke tu aakhir isse pyar karta hain</sup></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup><br />
Apne apne fikro main jo bhi hain woh uljha hain<br />
Zindagi haqeeqat main kya hain kaun samjha hain</sup></span></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup>Aaj samajhle kal yeh mauka haath na tere aayega<br />
o gaflat ki neend main sone wale dhoka khayega</sup></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup><br />
<strong>Chadhta suraj dheere dheere dhalta hain dhal jayega </strong></sup></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup><br />
Maut ne zamane ko yeh sama dikh dala<br />
Kaise kaise us gum ko khak main mila dala</sup></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup><br />
Yaad rakh sikander ke hausle to aali they<br />
Jab gaya tha duniya se dono haath khali they</sup></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup><br />
Ab na woh sikandar hain aur na uske saathi hain<br />
Jungaju na porus hain aur na uske haathi hain</sup></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup><br />
<em>Kal jo tanke chalte they apni shano shaukat par<br />
Shamma tak nahi jalti aaj unki turbat par</em></sup></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup><br />
Adna ho ya aala ho sabko laut jaana hain<br />
Muflisoh o tavangar ka qabr hi thikana hain</sup></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup><br />
Jaisi karni waisi bharni aaj kiya kal payega<br />
Sir ko uthakar chalne wale ek din thokar khayega</sup></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup><br />
<strong>Chadhta suraj dheere dheere dhalta hain dhal jayega </strong></sup></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup><br />
<em>Maut sabko aani hain kaun isse chuta hain<br />
Tu fana nahi hoga yeh khayal jhutha hain</em></sup></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup><br />
Saans tut the hi sab rishtey tut jaayenge<br />
Baap, maa, behan, biwi, Bachhe choot jayenge</sup></span></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup>Tere jitne hain bhai waqt ka chalan denge<br />
Chin kar teri daulat do hi gaz kafan denge</sup></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup><br />
Jinko apna kehta hain kab yeh tere saathi hain<br />
Qabr hain teri manzil aur yeh baraati hain</sup></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup><br />
Laake qabr main tujhko murda pak dalenge<br />
Apne haathon se tere muh pe khak dalenge</sup></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup><br />
Teri saari ulfat ko khak main mila denge<br />
Tere chahne wale kal tujhe bhula denge</sup></span></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup>Isliye yeh kehta hu khub soch le dil main<br />
Kyon phasaye baitha hain jaan apni mushkil main</sup></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup><br />
Kar gunaho se tauba aage waqt sambhal jaaye<br />
Dum ka kya bharosa hain jaane kab nikal jaaye</sup></span></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup>Mutthi bandh ke aanewale haath pasare jayega<br />
Dhan daulat jaagir se tune kya paya kya payega</sup></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><sup><br />
<strong>Chadhta suraj dheere dheere dhalta hain dhal jayega</strong></sup><strong> </strong></span></p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Worry, Be Happy</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t Worry, Be Happy
From the Movie &#8220;Cocktails&#8221;
Performed by Bobby  McFerrin
Here is a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it  note for note
Don&#8217;t worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don&#8217;t worry, be happy&#8230;&#8230;
Ain&#8217;t got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">Don&#8217;t Worry, Be Happy<br />
From the Movie &#8220;Cocktails&#8221;<br />
Performed by Bobby  McFerrin</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Here is a little song I wrote<br />
You might want to sing it  note for note<br />
Don&#8217;t worry be happy<br />
In every life we have some trouble<br />
When you worry you make it double<br />
Don&#8217;t worry, be happy&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Ain&#8217;t got no place to lay your head<br />
Somebody came and took your bed<br />
Don&#8217;t worry, be happy<br />
The land lord say your rent is late<br />
He may  have to litigate<br />
Don&#8217;t worry, be happy<br />
Lood at me I am happy<br />
Don&#8217;t  worry, be happy<br />
Here I give you my phone number<br />
When you worry call me<br />
I make you happy<br />
Don&#8217;t worry, be happy<br />
Ain&#8217;t got no cash, ain&#8217;t got  no style<br />
Ain&#8217;t got not girl to make you smile<br />
But don&#8217;t worry be happy<br />
Cause when you worry<br />
Your face will frown<br />
And that will bring  everybody down<br />
So don&#8217;t worry, be happy (now)&#8230;..</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">There is this  little song I wrote<br />
I hope you learn it note for note<br />
Like good little  children<br />
Don&#8217;t worry, be happy<br />
Listen to what I say<br />
In your life  expect some trouble<br />
But when you worry<br />
You make it double<br />
Don&#8217;t  worry, be happy&#8230;&#8230;<br />
Don&#8217;t worry don&#8217;t do it, be happy<br />
Put a smile on  your face<br />
Don&#8217;t bring everybody down like this<br />
Don&#8217;t worry, it will soon  past<br />
Whatever it is<br />
Don&#8217;t worry, be happy</p>
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		<title>English is really crazy.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger,
neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren&#8217;t sweet, are meat.
We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: justify;"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-829" title="crazy" src="http://www.eqasim.com/wp-content/uploads/crazy.gif" alt="" width="250" height="250" />There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger,</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">neither apple nor pine in pineapple.</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France.</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren&#8217;t sweet, are meat.</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: justify;">And why is it that writers write, but fingers don&#8217;t fing? grocers don&#8217;t groce? and hammers don&#8217;t ham?</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn&#8217;t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese.</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">So, one moose, 2 meese? One index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of choose?</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: justify;">If teachers taught, why didn&#8217;t preachers praught?</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: justify;">In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital?</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: justify;">Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship?</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">Have noses that run and feet that smell?</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">Park on driveways and drive on parkways?</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same,</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="text-align: justify;">When a house burns up, it burns down.</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">You fill in a form by filling it out,</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">and an alarm clock goes off by going on.</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">When the stars are out, they are visible,but when the lights are out, they are invisible.</div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it.</div>
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		<title>Beauty of Mathematics!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 10:17:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1 x 8 + 1 = 9<br />
12 x 8 + 2 = 98<br />
123 x 8 + 3 = 987<br />
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876<br />
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765<br />
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654<br />
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543<br />
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432<br />
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321 </p>
<p>1 x 9 + 2 = 11<br />
12 x 9 + 3 = 111<br />
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111<br />
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111<br />
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111<br />
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111<br />
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111<br />
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111<br />
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111 </p>
<p>9 x 9 + 7 = 88<br />
98 x 9 + 6 = 888<br />
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888<br />
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888<br />
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888<br />
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888<br />
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888<br />
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888 </p>
<p>Brilliant, isn&#8217;t it? </p>
<p>And look at this symmetry: </p>
<p>1 x 1 = 1<br />
11 x 11 = 121<br />
111 x 111 = 12321<br />
1111 x 1111 = 1234321<br />
11111 x 11111 = 123454321<br />
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321<br />
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321<br />
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321<br />
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321 </p>
<p>Mind Boggling&#8230; </p>
<p>Now, take a look at this&#8230; </p>
<p>101% </p>
<p>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint: </p>
<p>What Equals 100%? </p>
<p>What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? </p>
<p>Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? </p>
<p>We have all been in situations where someone wants you to </p>
<p>GIVE OVER 100%&#8230; </p>
<p>How about ACHIEVING 101%? </p>
<p>What equals 100% in life? </p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a little mathematical formula that might help answer these questions: </p>
<p>If: </p>
<p>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z </p>
<p>Is represented as: </p>
<p>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. </p>
<p>Then: </p>
<p>H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K </p>
<p>8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% </p>
<p>And: </p>
<p>K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E </p>
<p>11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96% </p>
<p>But: </p>
<p>A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E </p>
<p>1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100% </p>
<p>THEN, look how far the love of God will take you: </p>
<p>L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D<br />
12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101% </p>
<p>Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: </p>
<p>While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Love of God that will put you over the top!</p>
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