Wo Abhi Vyast Hai
Patni Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi-Kyu Maar Rahi Ho?
Patni-Inko Call Kiya To 1Ladki Boli,
Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho,Wo Abhi Vyast Hai
An old man married a young Girl,
Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in
Johny Johny …..Yes Papa…. (Job Theme)
Johny Johny …..Yes Papa….
Pvt Company….Yes Papa…..
Any Motivation…No Papa…
Many Tension…..Yes Papa…..
Do u Sleep well…..No Papa…..
Onsite Opportunity….No papa….
Boss Ki Galiyan….Yes Papa………
Increment …..Ha ha ha 
Collection of Funny leave letters…..
More killer english….
1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. This is from
Lessons on parents – A Beautyful Nazm – Jab tu paida hua….
Jab Tu Paida Huwa Kitna Majboor Tha
Yeh Jahan Teri Sonch Se Bhi Dour Tha
Haath Paaon Bhi Tab Tere Apney Na Thay
Teri Ankhon Main Duniya Ke Sapney Na Thay
Tujh Ko Aata Sirf Rona Hi
The ultimate ghazal – Chadhta suraj dheere dheere dhalta hain dhal jayega
Click on play button above and listen to this ghazal…
Hue naamwar benishan kaise kaise
Zameen kha gayi naujawan kaise kaise
Aaj jawani par itaranae wale kal pacthtayega
Chadhta suraj dheere dheere dhalta hain dhal jayega
Tu yahan musafir
Don’t Worry, Be Happy
Don’t Worry, Be Happy
From the Movie “Cocktails”
Performed by Bobby McFerrin
Here is a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don’t worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
Donkey Equation.
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
A Human that doesn’t know how
Poetry by Husband & Wife
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:
Funny SMS ‘sss aur shayeri
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt
Mohhabatein in coding
Ek Trainee tha anjana sa……….
coding karne se woh darta tha……..
Copy paste karke, idhar udhar se…………..
pooch ke coding kiya karta tha…………..
Choree choree…….. chupke chupke……….
discussions mein soya karta tha…
Jab delivery honee hotee thee
raat raat
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