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Posts Tagged ‘PC’

Ek Trainee tha anjana sa……….
coding karne se woh darta tha……..

Copy paste karke, idhar udhar se…………..
pooch ke coding kiya karta tha…………..

Choree choree…….. chupke chupke……….
discussions mein soya karta tha…

Jab delivery honee hotee thee
raat raat bhar jagta tha…

Kuch aata nahee tha usko…………
jane kaise deliver karta tha…………..

Jab bhee milta tha kisee doosre developer se,
unse poocha karta tha…

Coding kaisee hotee hai,………………
yeh coding kaisee hotee hai …………..?

Aur voh developers
bas yahee kah paate the…..

“Ankhe khulee ho ya ho band
deedar code ka hota hai…
kaise kahoo mai o yaro yeh code
kaise hota hai…..

tururururururururu ru ru ru ru ru….”

“Kya hai yeh jadoo hai koyee code jo chal jata hai,
fix karke bugs hazaro deliver ho jata hai…”

“Door kahee onsite per hote hai yeh sare faisle,
kaun jane koyee bug kab kaise kaha mile,

jiske naseeb mein ho likha
acceptance useeka hota hai…

kaise kahoon mai o yara yeh code
kaise chalta hai…

tururururururururu ru…………………..

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Very informative video with live demonstration of how a hard disk reads the data from its disk.

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Animated video explaining the invention of internet

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A Silent animated movie with quick veiw of standards and network topologies along with various technologies that are in use to manage data on network.

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Very informative and little animated funny movie about how the ‘data packets’ travels from origin to destination via information highway passing through various checkpoints like Routers, Firewalls etc.

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A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. ”House” for instance,
is feminine: ”la casa.””Pencil,” however, is masculine: “el lapiz.”

A student asked, “What gender is ‘computer’?”

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether ‘computer” should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men’s group decided that ”computer” should definitely be of the feminine gender (”la computer”), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval  and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine (”el computer”) because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves.

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem  and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

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