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		<title>Pain of a married man</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.  She goes downstairs to look for him. 
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.  She goes downstairs to look for him. <br />
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.</p>
<p>He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.</p>
<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s the matter, dear?&#8221; she whispers as she steps into the room. &#8220;Why are you down here at this time of night?&#8221;</p>
<p>The husband looks up from his coffee, &#8220;Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?&#8221; he asks solemnly. &#8220;Yes I do&#8221; she replies.</p>
<p>The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily. &#8220;Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes, I remember&#8221; said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.</p>
<p>The husband continued.. &#8220;Do you remember when he showed the shotgun in my face and said, &#8216;Either you marry my daughter, or I&#8217;ll send you to jail for 20 years?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I remember that too&#8221; she replied softly.</p>
<p>He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, &#8220;I would have been released today!&#8221;</p>
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