TEEN SAAL SE SAUDI MEIN HUN,
AB KIS KIS KU SAMJHAUN KAISA JIRUN

HONEWALE BEGUM POOCHRE “TUM KAB AARE”
SHAADI KU AUR KAIKU TARSAARE…???

BHAIYAN-BEHNO KU TOHFON KA INTEZAAR HAI
SAALE SAALIYAN MILNE KU BEQARAAR HAI

RENEWAL KU KAFEEL SATAARA,
CHUTTI JAINGE BOLETO DIRECT “EXIT” LAGARA

ENGINEER HAI NA BOLKE BAHENWAI AZAAD VISA BHIJAAYE
HUM LAAKHON KA KHARCHA KARKE,EK LAAKH B NAI BACHAAYE

RISHTEDAARAN POOCHRE ZAMEEN KAHAN LIYA,GHAR KAB BANARA???
HONEWALI JORU KU KYA KYA LAARA???

AB YAHAN KE HAALAATH KIS KIS KU SAMJHAUN,
RED SE GREEN COMPANY KU TRANSFER KAISA KARAUN???

ZINDAGI POORI PINDE MEIN MIL GAYI..
MUSIBATAAN KAM THE BOLETO AB NAUKRI BHI GAYI…

SAMAJHMEIN NAI AARA AB INDIA KAISA JAUN
SUSRAALWALON KU KYA MOOH DIKHAUN??

AMMA BOLTE BADI MUSHKIL SE MILI CHUTTI, BETA SHAADI KARLEKE AGLE MAHINE CHALE
JAATA

PAANCH JUMAGIYAN BHI HOGAYE,AB BAWA KU GHUSSA KAIKU NAI AATA??? YE SONCHETOCH DIL GHABRARA MERA

PLANE KI KHUSHI MEIN SAUDI TO AAGAYE MAGAR AB DIMAAGH PHIR JARA MERA….

YA ALLAH AB TUICH KUCH HAL NIKAAL

SAUDI SE SAHI SALAMAT SHAADI K MANDAP MEIN DAAL

QASAM KHARAUN PHIR SAUDI K NAAM KU NAI AATAUN

INDIA K 8-10 HAZAAR MEINCH GHAR CHALATAUN…

1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

 

2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; They’ll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

And lastly…

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.

Failing to plan is planning to fail.

Winners don’t do different things, they do things differently.

Learn the wisdom of compromise, for it is better to bend a little than to break.

Time management is life management so guard your time with great care

You must discover that which makes us unique.

We must become the change we want to see. –Mahatma Gandhi

If you do everything with the feeling of happiness, there will be no task too difficult to perform.

Keep track of what you do, there is someone surely to ask.

Know more than other, work more than others, expect less than others. (Three keys to success)

Don’t compare yourself with someone else, if you do so, you are insulting yourself.

If someone feels that they have never made mistake in their life this means they never tried new things in the life

Everyone thinks to change the world but no one thinks to change himself/herself.

You are today where your thoughts have brought you;  you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. (James Allen)

Any task we approach with a negative attitude is already half lost.

The impossible can always be broken down into possibilities

If you always do your best you will be free from regrets

Know Your G.P.M. (Goal + Plan + Measurements) – Goal: what do u want to do. Plan: how you are going to do. Measurement: what to measure when.

A thousand disappointments in the past cannot equal the power of one positive action right now. Go ahead and go for it.

If you’ve previously told yourself that it can’t be done, this is the moment to change your assumption. When you can dream it, imagine it and visualize it, you can do it.

Instead of making excuses, make some progress. Instead of looking back with regret, step forward with enthusiasm.

If you focus too much on the past, you’ll be held back by limitations that may no longer even exist. Instead, look forward with positive expectation, and you’ll find yourself quickly moving in a forward direction.

Believing everybody is dangerous; believing nobody is very dangerous.

“The quality of our thoughts determines our own personal degree of happiness.”

If you cannot bite, never show your teeth.

Those who think it can not be done must get out of the way of those who think it can be done!

I don’t need luck I have skills.

To have fear means, that I am danger to myself as well as to others.

by Dorothy Law Nolte

If a child lives with criticism. . . . . . . .he learns to condemn.

If a child lives with hostility. . . . . . . . he learns to fight.

If a child lives with fear. . . . . . . .he learns to be apprehensive.

If a child lives with jealousy. . . . . . . .he learns to feel guilt.

If a child lives with tolerance. . . . . . . .he learns to be patient.

If a child lives with encouragement . . . . . . . .he learns to be confident.

If a child lives with praise. . . . . . . .he learns to be appreciative.

If a child lives with acceptance. . . . . . . .he learns to love.

If a child lives with approval. . . . . . . .he learns to like himself.

If a child lives with recognition . . . . . . . .he learns that it is good to have a goal.

If a child lives with honesty. . . . . . . .he learns what truth is.

If a child lives with fairness. . . . . . . .he learns justice.

If a child lives with security. . . . . . . .he learns to trust in himself and others .

If a child lives with friendliness. . . . . . . .he learns the world is a nice place in which to live.