Please do not read this….
MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH’S Dialogues in English

1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u
sneeze u ll say HUTCH

3 ) U
Collection of Funny leave letters…..
More killer english….
1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. This is from
The ultimate ghazal – Chadhta suraj dheere dheere dhalta hain dhal jayega
Click on play button above and listen to this ghazal…
Hue naamwar benishan kaise kaise
Zameen kha gayi naujawan kaise kaise
Aaj jawani par itaranae wale kal pacthtayega
Chadhta suraj dheere dheere dhalta hain dhal jayega
Tu yahan musafir
One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
“I’m having such a wonderful time
English is really crazy.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger,The cause of recession (Economic crisis) explained in a simple desi way
SQL Queries by Husband and Wife
SQL Queries with Fun and Laughs
WeddingQuery. ……. …….. (SQL Style)
HUSBANDS QUERY
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How to kill your mother in law
A long time ago in China , a girl named Li-Li got married & went to live with her husband and mother-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Li found that she couldn’t get along with her mother-in-law at all.


