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Reply to Hyderabadi wife’s letter – Shohar ka jawaab …

 

 

Walekumassalam

 Main Khairiyat se hoon Aisa amma baba ki Sugar badhgayi Humare dost are next week main ya se sugar test karne ki machine aur sugar free ki sakkar bhijatu

Are kya ji mere amma bawa tumhare

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Another letter from hyderabadi wife – Jaldi mei likhe katey inu…

 Assalamulaikum Munne k Abbu,

 humla sob ya Khairiyat se hai, amma Baba, Humare Baba amma Bhaiya bhaina, bhauniya, bhabiya bhanje bhatije sob Khairiyat se hai Apki tabiyat Theek hai Na

Hyderabad me padsu Bhot barish hui Garam mathi

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Killer Technology

Operator: Hello Pizza Hut!
Customer: Hello, can you please take my order?

Operator : Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?
Customer: Yeah! Hold on….. My number is 889861356102049998-45-54610

Operator : OK… you’re… Mr Singh and

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Kaash ke Insaan computer hota

Dil agar “CPU” hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko “SAVE” Kar sakte..
Dimag me agar “PRINTER” hota to khayallo ka ”PRINT OUT” nikal lete..
Dhadkan me agar “PEN DRIVE” hoti to zindagi ka back up lete…. …
Mann me jo “BLUETOOTH”hota to

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Wo Abhi Vyast Hai

Patni Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi-Kyu Maar Rahi Ho?
Patni-Inko Call Kiya To 1Ladki Boli,
Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho,Wo Abhi Vyast Hai


An old man married a young Girl,

Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in

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Teacher’s Killer English

There is no wind in the football.

I talk, he talk, why you middle talk?

You rotate the ground 4 times.

 

You go & under stand the tree.

I’ ll give clap on your face.

Bring your parents

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Johny Johny …..Yes Papa…. (Job Theme)

Johny Johny …..Yes Papa….

Pvt Company….Yes Papa…..

Any Motivation…No Papa…

Many Tension…..Yes Papa…..

Do u Sleep well…..No Papa…..

Onsite Opportunity….No papa….

Boss Ki Galiyan….Yes Papa………

Increment …..Ha ha ha :)

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Facts about Rajnikanth

These are some of Funny Facts about Rajnikanth – South Super Star….Read and enjoy them ………….MIND IT!!!!!
 
 
 Once Rajnikanth was playing Cricket and Rain Stopped due to Heavy Play  
 Rajnikanth was practicing for spelling test. The rough

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Shopping Man vs Women

Shopping is the examining of goods or services from retailers with the intent to purchase at that time. Shopping is an activity of selection and/or purchase. In some contexts it is considered a leisure activity as well as an

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Rajnikanth’s Special….

Rajnikanth got selected in Roadies….. Next day during vote-out, RAJNIKANTH:I’m sorry Raghu, apka Roadies ka safar yahi khatam hota hai…..:D
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When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std….some1 stole his rough note….&
Now they call it as ………….Wikipedia
 

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Daily Quranic Verse

And if they had patience till you could come out to them, it would have been better for them. And Allâh is Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful. [Al-Hujuraat 49:5]

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