Management Professionals
1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single
Best Quotes ever…
Failing to plan is planning to fail.
Winners don’t do different things, they do things differently.
Learn the wisdom of compromise, for it is better to bend a little than to break.
Time management is life management so guard your
Life’s Resolution for 2012
Health:
1. Drink plenty of water
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants, and eat less food that is manufactured in plants(factories)
4. Live with
Killer Technology
Operator: Hello Pizza Hut!
Customer: Hello, can you please take my order?
Operator : Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?
Customer: Yeah! Hold on….. My number is 889861356102049998-45-54610
Operator : OK… you’re… Mr Singh and
Calories Chart
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Fun of the Language
The Message:
1. ONLY I hit him in the eye yesterday. (No one else did)
2. I ONLY hit him in the
7 Dont’s after a meal
* Don't smoke-Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).
Diet – What does What
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apples |
Protects your heart |
prevents constipation |
Blocks diarrhea |
Improves lung capacity |
Cushions joints |
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apricots |
Combats cancer |
Controls blood pressure |
Saves your eyesight |
Shields against Alzheimer's |
Slows aging process |
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artichokes |
Aids digestion |
Lowers cholesterol |
Protects your heart |
Stabilizes |
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