Best Quotes ever…
Failing to plan is planning to fail.
Winners don’t do different things, they do things differently.
Learn the wisdom of compromise, for it is better to bend a little than to break.
Time management is life management so guard your
Life’s Resolution for 2012
Health:
1. Drink plenty of water
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants, and eat less food that is manufactured in plants(factories)
4. Live with
Wo Abhi Vyast Hai
Patni Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi-Kyu Maar Rahi Ho?
Patni-Inko Call Kiya To 1Ladki Boli,
Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho,Wo Abhi Vyast Hai
An old man married a young Girl,
Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in
Teacher’s Killer English
There is no wind in the football.
I talk, he talk, why you middle talk?
You rotate the ground 4 times.
You go & under stand the tree.
I’ ll give clap on your face.
Bring your parents
Johny Johny …..Yes Papa…. (Job Theme)
Johny Johny …..Yes Papa….
Pvt Company….Yes Papa…..
Any Motivation…No Papa…
Many Tension…..Yes Papa…..
Do u Sleep well…..No Papa…..
Onsite Opportunity….No papa….
Boss Ki Galiyan….Yes Papa………
Increment …..Ha ha ha 
The Facebook Addiction Department – “FAD”
The 76-year-old woman walked down the hallway of Clearview Addictions Clinic, searching for the right department. She passed signs for the “Heroin Addiction Department (HAD),” the “Smoking Addiction Department (SAD)” and the “Bingo Addiction Department (BAD).” Then she spotted
Please do not read this….
MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH’S Dialogues in English
1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate
2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u
sneeze u ll say HUTCH
3 ) U
Collection of Funny leave letters…..
More killer english….
1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. This is from
English is really crazy.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger,Gallery
