Yaad Karo apne Hyderabad ko
Yaad Karo apne Hyderabad ko……..7 samundar par se
yaad karo woh din aur raat………
Woh Allahamdullilah ki biryani, woh diamond ki chai,
Woh radhey shyaam ki pani puri, woh chit chat ki chaat,
Woh Softy ki ice cream, Wah usme
Yeh toh hyderabadi eshtyle hai baap!!!
When somebody tries to give big lecture telling people what is right
andwrong ”Khaali peeli dimaag kharab karra”
When somebody tries to be over smart “hush shari kar ra saala”
When somebody asks address then whoever hears him
Are computers Masculine or Feminine
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. ”House” for instance,
is feminine: ”la casa.””Pencil,” however, is masculine: “el lapiz.”
A student asked, “What gender is ‘computer’?”
Punjaab Airways : IN-FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT
Gud marning, Ladies and Gen’lemen. P’rajee aur Behnjee. Sat Sri Akal.
wahe guru is jai…
On behalf of Captaan Balbir Singh ‘Bobby’, this is Your Flight Supervisor Banta Singh “Bunty” welcoming to you on the P’njaab Airways flight no. 9211
Funny conversation between SBI Call center and customer.
Enjoy this funny conversation between
SBI call center girl
trying to sell credit card to
a vip customer.
Shayeri * for serious lovers *
Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Main Yeh Khayaal Aataa Hai,
Ke Zindagi Teri Zulfon Ki Naram Chaaon Main Guzar Na Paati To Shadaab Ho Bhi Sakti Thi,
Yeh Teergee Jo Meri Zeesth Ka Muqaddar Hai, Teri Nazar Ki Shu’aun Main
Shayeri * Total Nonsense Series *
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain……..
Bilkul! jaise kal chamak rahe the…(wah wah)
Asmaan mein ud rahen hain kabootar
Aasmaan mein ud rahen hain kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter
kabhi
Shayeri * Pyar mei dhoka Series *
Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi
Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein
Shayeri * door se dekha toh Series *
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi…..
Dooor se dekhaaa… to kuchh dikha nahi…..
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
Door se dekha to Patthar dikhta tha…..
Dooor se dekha… to Pattharr dikhtaa thaa…..
Paas jake dekha to…
Letter from Sardar ji’s mom
Dear banta
Vahe Guru !
I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I’m writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
We don’t live where we did when you
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