Failing to plan is planning to fail.

Winners don’t do different things, they do things differently.

Learn the wisdom of compromise, for it is better to bend a little than to break.

Time management is life management so guard your time with great care

You must discover that which makes us unique.

We must become the change we want to see. –Mahatma Gandhi

If you do everything with the feeling of happiness, there will be no task too difficult to perform.

Keep track of what you do, there is someone surely to ask.

Know more than other, work more than others, expect less than others. (Three keys to success)

Don’t compare yourself with someone else, if you do so, you are insulting yourself.

If someone feels that they have never made mistake in their life this means they never tried new things in the life

Everyone thinks to change the world but no one thinks to change himself/herself.

You are today where your thoughts have brought you;  you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. (James Allen)

Any task we approach with a negative attitude is already half lost.

The impossible can always be broken down into possibilities

If you always do your best you will be free from regrets

Know Your G.P.M. (Goal + Plan + Measurements) – Goal: what do u want to do. Plan: how you are going to do. Measurement: what to measure when.

A thousand disappointments in the past cannot equal the power of one positive action right now. Go ahead and go for it.

If you’ve previously told yourself that it can’t be done, this is the moment to change your assumption. When you can dream it, imagine it and visualize it, you can do it.

Instead of making excuses, make some progress. Instead of looking back with regret, step forward with enthusiasm.

If you focus too much on the past, you’ll be held back by limitations that may no longer even exist. Instead, look forward with positive expectation, and you’ll find yourself quickly moving in a forward direction.

Believing everybody is dangerous; believing nobody is very dangerous.

“The quality of our thoughts determines our own personal degree of happiness.”

If you cannot bite, never show your teeth.

Those who think it can not be done must get out of the way of those who think it can be done!

I don’t need luck I have skills.

To have fear means, that I am danger to myself as well as to others.

There is no wind in the football.

I talk, he talk, why you middle talk?

You rotate the ground 4 times.

You go & under stand the tree.

I’ ll give clap on your face.

Bring your parents with your mother & father.

Why Haircut not cut

Why Are You looking Outside at the Monkeys When I’m there in the Class?

Throw that paper in Dustbin or I will Throw Myself

Principal to student…” I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette… ? “

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Class teacher once said :
” pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!”
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once Hindi teacher said….”I’m going out of the world to America..”
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“..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..”
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don’t. laugh at the back benches…otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down…..
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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said
” why is fan not oning” (ing form of on)
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teacher in a furious mood…
write down ur name and father of ur name!!
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“shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college”
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My manager started like this
“Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids”
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“I’ll illustrate what i have in my mind” said the professor and erased the board
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“will u hang that calendar or else I’ll HANG MYSELF”
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ,” IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE”
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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us…
“My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter”
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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
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“why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!”
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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..
“I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..
“Keep quiet, the principal has passed away”
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