Management Professionals
1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single
The Facebook Addiction Department – “FAD”
The 76-year-old woman walked down the hallway of Clearview Addictions Clinic, searching for the right department. She passed signs for the “Heroin Addiction Department (HAD),” the “Smoking Addiction Department (SAD)” and the “Bingo Addiction Department (BAD).” Then she spotted
Collection of Funny leave letters…..
More killer english….
1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. This is from
Another hyderabadi hillarious letter for Salary Increment
To: Chairman
Respected Sir,
Sub:- Salary Increment
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4 mahine se bolrou tankha badao bolke. Samajh mein nai aara re tere ku? Seedha bole, tu sunra kaiku nahin?
Tumhe accha A/C mein baithke pottiyo se chatting karte rehte din
Business Directory.
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Decisions making skill
Decisions are at many times very criticals and tough to take, a through analysis is required before taking any critical decision as this will change the position of an individual or the organization along the time.
Below is the list
Intresting to know this..
Did you know?
Alligators
Alligators cannot move backwards.
Bats left
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
Blood presure
The human heart produces enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet.
Cats vs dogs
Cats have over one hundred
Funny egyptian style interview.
Reporter : Hi
Egyptian: Hello
Reporter: Do u speak English
Egyptian: Berfect
Reporter: Do u mind if I interview u
Egyptian: No, I don’t have a mind
Reporter: What’s your name?
Egyptian: Taha
Reporter: Sex?
Taha: I love it



