Funny Bumper Sticker Quotes:
Caution: I drive like you do!
Strangers have the best candy
Save the Earth, it’s the only planet with Chocolate
No, I don’t have PMS. I just really hate you.
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and
Hyderabadi Khatmal’s
Katmals? They are spread all over the city. Unlike usual Katmals( bed bugs) which suck our blood at night, Hyderabadi Katmals are a breed apart who does similar work during day time. Mind you their sting might cost you anywhere
Nai bole toh sunte nain
mere ghar main rahko..baatan amman bava ke kartain
yaan ka kha ko vaan ka garain..nain bole to sunte nain
munh par makeup thoop ko..jati umar ke pichhe mut bhago
gai so jawani phir nain aati..nain bole tu sunte nain
balon
Yaad Karo apne Hyderabad ko
Yaad Karo apne Hyderabad ko……..7 samundar par se
yaad karo woh din aur raat………
Woh Allahamdullilah ki biryani, woh diamond ki chai,
Woh radhey shyaam ki pani puri, woh chit chat ki chaat,
Woh Softy ki ice cream, Wah usme
Yeh toh hyderabadi eshtyle hai baap!!!
When somebody tries to give big lecture telling people what is right
andwrong ”Khaali peeli dimaag kharab karra”
When somebody tries to be over smart “hush shari kar ra saala”
When somebody asks address then whoever hears him
Are computers Masculine or Feminine
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. ”House” for instance,
is feminine: ”la casa.””Pencil,” however, is masculine: “el lapiz.”
A student asked, “What gender is ‘computer’?”
Punjaab Airways : IN-FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT
Gud marning, Ladies and Gen’lemen. P’rajee aur Behnjee. Sat Sri Akal.
wahe guru is jai…
On behalf of Captaan Balbir Singh ‘Bobby’, this is Your Flight Supervisor Banta Singh “Bunty” welcoming to you on the P’njaab Airways flight no. 9211
Funny conversation between SBI Call center and customer.
Enjoy this funny conversation between
SBI call center girl
trying to sell credit card to
a vip customer.
Shayeri * for serious lovers *
Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Main Yeh Khayaal Aataa Hai,
Ke Zindagi Teri Zulfon Ki Naram Chaaon Main Guzar Na Paati To Shadaab Ho Bhi Sakti Thi,
Yeh Teergee Jo Meri Zeesth Ka Muqaddar Hai, Teri Nazar Ki Shu’aun Main
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