BMW                 Brings Me Women

FIAT                  Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

FORD                 For Only Rough Drivers

VOLVO               Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

PORSCHE            Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

OPEL                  Old People Enjoying Life

TOYOTA             The One You Only Trust, Always

GOLF/GTI            Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside

HONDA               Hanged Over, Now Driving Away

KIA                     Kills In Accidents