Please do not read this….
MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH’S Dialogues in English
1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate
2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u
sneeze u ll say HUTCH
3 ) U
Collection of Funny leave letters…..
More killer english….
1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. This is from
One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
“I’m having such a wonderful time
Impact of job change
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
For
English is really crazy.
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger,The cause of recession (Economic crisis) explained in a simple desi way
Yeh Daulat bhi leloo, ye shaurat be leloo
Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,
Bhale mujhse lelo woh US ka Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do college ki canteen,
Woh PheKha Samosaa, Woh thanda saaa paani,
Woh College ki sabse – purani nishaanee,
Woh chai vaalaa
SQL Queries by Husband and Wife
SQL Queries with Fun and Laughs
WeddingQuery. ……. …….. (SQL Style)
HUSBANDS QUERY
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