Failing to plan is planning to fail.

Winners don’t do different things, they do things differently.

Learn the wisdom of compromise, for it is better to bend a little than to break.

Time management is life management so guard your time with great care

You must discover that which makes us unique.

We must become the change we want to see. –Mahatma Gandhi

If you do everything with the feeling of happiness, there will be no task too difficult to perform.

Keep track of what you do, there is someone surely to ask.

Know more than other, work more than others, expect less than others. (Three keys to success)

Don’t compare yourself with someone else, if you do so, you are insulting yourself.

If someone feels that they have never made mistake in their life this means they never tried new things in the life

Everyone thinks to change the world but no one thinks to change himself/herself.

You are today where your thoughts have brought you;  you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. (James Allen)

Any task we approach with a negative attitude is already half lost.

The impossible can always be broken down into possibilities

If you always do your best you will be free from regrets

Know Your G.P.M. (Goal + Plan + Measurements) – Goal: what do u want to do. Plan: how you are going to do. Measurement: what to measure when.

A thousand disappointments in the past cannot equal the power of one positive action right now. Go ahead and go for it.

If you’ve previously told yourself that it can’t be done, this is the moment to change your assumption. When you can dream it, imagine it and visualize it, you can do it.

Instead of making excuses, make some progress. Instead of looking back with regret, step forward with enthusiasm.

If you focus too much on the past, you’ll be held back by limitations that may no longer even exist. Instead, look forward with positive expectation, and you’ll find yourself quickly moving in a forward direction.

Believing everybody is dangerous; believing nobody is very dangerous.

“The quality of our thoughts determines our own personal degree of happiness.”

If you cannot bite, never show your teeth.

Those who think it can not be done must get out of the way of those who think it can be done!

I don’t need luck I have skills.

To have fear means, that I am danger to myself as well as to others.

Operator : Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?
Customer: Yeah! Hold on….. My number is 889861356102049998-45-54610

Operator : OK… you’re… Mr Singh and you’re calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. You are calling from you home number now.
Customer: (Astronished) How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : We are connected to the system, Sir.

Customer: May I order your Seafood Pizza…
Operator : That’s not a good idea Sir.

Customer: How come?
Operator : According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level, sir.

Customer: What?… What do you recommend then?
Operator : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You’ll like it.
Customer: How do you know for sure?
Operator : You borrowed a book entitled ‘Popular Hokkien Dishes’ from the National Library last week, sir.

Customer: OK I give up… Give me three family size ones then.
Operator : That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Rs. 2,450.

Customer: Can I pay by! credit card?
Operator : I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $1,51,758 since October last year. That’s not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.

Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives.
Operator : You can’t Sir. Based on the records, you’ve even your overdraft limit.

Customer: Never mind just send the pizzas, I’ll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?
Operator : About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can’t wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle.
Customer: What?
Operator : According to the details in system ,you own a motorcycle registration number 1123.
Customer: ” ????” (hmmm.. these guys know my motorcyle number too!)

Operator : Is there anything else, sir?
Customer: Nothing.! .. by the way… aren’t you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?
Operator : We normally would sir, but based on your records you’re also diabetic… In the best interest of your health, we are holding this offer for you.

Customer: (now pissed) ***%&$%%### You $##$%%@!)))
Operator: Better watch your language sir. Remember on 15th July 2007 you were imprisoned for 2 months and fined Rs.5,000 for using abusive language against a policeman…?

Customer: Faints…

Patni Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi-Kyu Maar Rahi Ho?
Patni-Inko Call Kiya To 1Ladki Boli,
Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho,Wo Abhi Vyast Hai

An old man married a young Girl,

Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in mein

Shadi ke liye kiya daikha?

Girl: Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam.

There is no wind in the football.

I talk, he talk, why you middle talk?

You rotate the ground 4 times.

You go & under stand the tree.

I’ ll give clap on your face.

Bring your parents with your mother & father.

Why Haircut not cut

Why Are You looking Outside at the Monkeys When I’m there in the Class?

Throw that paper in Dustbin or I will Throw Myself

Pvt Company….Yes Papa…..

Any Motivation…No Papa…

Many Tension…..Yes Papa…..

Do u Sleep well…..No Papa…..

Onsite Opportunity….No papa….

Boss Ki Galiyan….Yes Papa………

Increment …..Ha ha ha

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THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!
 
Sachin Tendulkar’s mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar…
 
And his coach’s name is ramaKANT J
 
Is there a need to say anything beyond this???
 
 
 
 

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Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue…
 
..And Birds returned grains they took last year as well
 
 
 
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If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts!
 
 
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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking – “Solve any 100 questions”
 
He solved all 150 and wrote, ” Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!”
 
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One day Rajnikant thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play….
 
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Tonight at 9 Rajnikant can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event…
 
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What do you think Vodafone 3G tag line should be :-
Faster ..
Better…
RAJNIKANT….
 
 
No it should be (strictly)
 
RAJNIKANT.
RAJNIKANT..
RAJNIKANT…
 
Mind it
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Rajnikanth’s next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims
across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and… the Titanic in the other
 
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“Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe…air comes to hide in his lungs”
 
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“Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012…..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty”…..:P
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Rajni can walk  faster than light….
 
“Rajni cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another”.
 
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Law of Conservation of Rajni
 
 
All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did…
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa… mind it!!!
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Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened…

We got two copies of the Xerox machine.
 
 
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One more:
 
Once upon a time
Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth
 
Today that powder is known as
 
“AMBUJA CEMENT”