Best Quotes ever…
Failing to plan is planning to fail.
Winners don’t do different things, they do things differently.
Learn the wisdom of compromise, for it is better to bend a little than to break.
Time management is life management so guard your
Killer Technology
Operator: Hello Pizza Hut!
Customer: Hello, can you please take my order?
Operator : Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?
Customer: Yeah! Hold on….. My number is 889861356102049998-45-54610
Operator : OK… you’re… Mr Singh and
Kaash ke Insaan computer hota
Dil agar “CPU” hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko “SAVE” Kar sakte..
Dimag me agar “PRINTER” hota to khayallo ka ”PRINT OUT” nikal lete..
Dhadkan me agar “PEN DRIVE” hoti to zindagi ka back up lete…. …
Mann me jo “BLUETOOTH”hota to
Wo Abhi Vyast Hai
Patni Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi-Kyu Maar Rahi Ho?
Patni-Inko Call Kiya To 1Ladki Boli,
Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho,Wo Abhi Vyast Hai
An old man married a young Girl,
Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in
Teacher’s Killer English
There is no wind in the football.
I talk, he talk, why you middle talk?
You rotate the ground 4 times.
You go & under stand the tree.
I’ ll give clap on your face.
Bring your parents
Sardar again
Bill: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me.
He takes him to a forest.
Bill: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.
Bill:
Welcome to the 21st Century!!
Communication |
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Wireless |
Phones |
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Cordless |
Cooking |
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Fireless |
Food |
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Fatless |
Sweets |
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Sugarless |
Labour |
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Effortless |
Relations |
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Fruitless |
Attitude |
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Careless |
Feelings |
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Heartless |
Politics |
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Shameless |
Education |
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Worthless |
Mistakes |
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Countless |
Arguments |
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Johny Johny …..Yes Papa…. (Job Theme)
Johny Johny …..Yes Papa….
Pvt Company….Yes Papa…..
Any Motivation…No Papa…
Many Tension…..Yes Papa…..
Do u Sleep well…..No Papa…..
Onsite Opportunity….No papa….
Boss Ki Galiyan….Yes Papa………
Increment …..Ha ha ha 
Facts about Rajnikanth
These are some of Funny Facts about Rajnikanth – South Super Star….Read and enjoy them ………….MIND IT!!!!!
Once Rajnikanth was playing Cricket and Rain Stopped due to Heavy Play
Rajnikanth was practicing for spelling test. The rough
Rajnikanth’s Special….
Rajnikanth got selected in Roadies….. Next day during vote-out, RAJNIKANTH:I’m sorry Raghu, apka Roadies ka safar yahi khatam hota hai…..:D
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When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std….some1 stole his rough note….&
Now they call it as ………….Wikipedia
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