The Greatest Mystery : DEATH

The Greatest Gift : LIFE

The Greatest Feeling : Happiness

The Greatest Sorrow : Broken Heart

The Greatest Thought : I can and I will

The Greatest desire : Accepted

The Greatest Want : Getting Aware of

The Greatest Waste : to hate someone

The Greatest Asset : Your only Mind

The Greatest Smell : A smell familiar to you

The Greatest Relationship : Long Term FRIENDSHIP

The Greatest Criminal : Liar

The Greatest Bankruptcy : Lack of Confidence in YOU

The Greatest Mistake : Quitting

The Greatest Moment : NOW

The Greatest Companion : Whom You can TRUST for lifetime

The Greatest Sound : SILENCE

The Greatest FOOL : one who thinks he knows EVERYTHING

The Greatest Art : MUSIC

The Greatest LOVE : Loving YOURSELF

The Greatest People : your FAMILY

The Greatest Hero : your Teacher

The Greatest communication : with EYES

The Greatest Wealth : LOVE

The Greatest Step : Your FIRST step

The Greatest Resource : Your TIME

The Greatest Service : To help SOMEONE

The Greatest Expression : Your SMILE

1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.
4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the women leaves them.
7. Although the women leaves them they still don’t learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.

Women:

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just “An old rag”.
6. Although their clothes are always “just an old rag”, they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don’t believe you.

Failing to plan is planning to fail.

Winners don’t do different things, they do things differently.

Learn the wisdom of compromise, for it is better to bend a little than to break.

Time management is life management so guard your time with great care

You must discover that which makes us unique.

We must become the change we want to see. –Mahatma Gandhi

If you do everything with the feeling of happiness, there will be no task too difficult to perform.

Keep track of what you do, there is someone surely to ask.

Know more than other, work more than others, expect less than others. (Three keys to success)

Don’t compare yourself with someone else, if you do so, you are insulting yourself.

If someone feels that they have never made mistake in their life this means they never tried new things in the life

Everyone thinks to change the world but no one thinks to change himself/herself.

You are today where your thoughts have brought you;  you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. (James Allen)

Any task we approach with a negative attitude is already half lost.

The impossible can always be broken down into possibilities

If you always do your best you will be free from regrets

Know Your G.P.M. (Goal + Plan + Measurements) – Goal: what do u want to do. Plan: how you are going to do. Measurement: what to measure when.

A thousand disappointments in the past cannot equal the power of one positive action right now. Go ahead and go for it.

If you’ve previously told yourself that it can’t be done, this is the moment to change your assumption. When you can dream it, imagine it and visualize it, you can do it.

Instead of making excuses, make some progress. Instead of looking back with regret, step forward with enthusiasm.

If you focus too much on the past, you’ll be held back by limitations that may no longer even exist. Instead, look forward with positive expectation, and you’ll find yourself quickly moving in a forward direction.

Believing everybody is dangerous; believing nobody is very dangerous.

“The quality of our thoughts determines our own personal degree of happiness.”

If you cannot bite, never show your teeth.

Those who think it can not be done must get out of the way of those who think it can be done!

I don’t need luck I have skills.

To have fear means, that I am danger to myself as well as to others.

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THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!
 
Sachin Tendulkar’s mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar…
 
And his coach’s name is ramaKANT J
 
Is there a need to say anything beyond this???
 
 
 
 

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Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue…
 
..And Birds returned grains they took last year as well
 
 
 
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If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts!
 
 
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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking – “Solve any 100 questions”
 
He solved all 150 and wrote, ” Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!”
 
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One day Rajnikant thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play….
 
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Tonight at 9 Rajnikant can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event…
 
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What do you think Vodafone 3G tag line should be :-
Faster ..
Better…
RAJNIKANT….
 
 
No it should be (strictly)
 
RAJNIKANT.
RAJNIKANT..
RAJNIKANT…
 
Mind it
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Rajnikanth’s next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims
across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and… the Titanic in the other
 
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“Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe…air comes to hide in his lungs”
 
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“Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012…..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty”…..:P
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Rajni can walk  faster than light….
 
“Rajni cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another”.
 
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Law of Conservation of Rajni
 
 
All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did…
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa… mind it!!!
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Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened…

We got two copies of the Xerox machine.
 
 
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One more:
 
Once upon a time
Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth
 
Today that powder is known as
 
“AMBUJA CEMENT”

Click on play button above and listen to this ghazal…

^{Hue naamwar benishan kaise kaise
Zameen kha gayi naujawan kaise kaise}

^{Aaj jawani par itaranae wale kal pacthtayega
Chadhta suraj dheere dheere dhalta hain dhal jayega}

^{Tu yahan musafir hain, yeh barah e fani hain
Chaar roz ki mehmaan teri zindagani hain}

^{Jan zameen zar zevar kutch na saath jayega
Khali haath aaya hain khali haath jayega}

^{Jaan kar bhi anjana ban raha hain deewane
Apni umre e fani par tan raha hain deewane}

^{Is kadar tu khoya hain is jahan ke mele mei
Tu khuda ko bhula hain phas ke is jhamaele main}

^{Aaj tak yeh dekha hain paane wala khota hain
Zindagi ko jo samjha zindagi pe rota hain}

^{Mitne wali duniya ka aaitbaar karta hain
Kya samajh ke tu aakhir isse pyar karta hain}

^{Apne apne fikro main jo bhi hain woh uljha hain
Zindagi haqeeqat main kya hain kaun samjha hain}

^{Aaj samajhle kal yeh mauka haath na tere aayega
o gaflat ki neend main sone wale dhoka khayega}

^{Chadhta suraj dheere dheere dhalta hain dhal jayega}

^{Maut ne zamane ko yeh sama dikh dala
Kaise kaise us gum ko khak main mila dala}

^{Yaad rakh sikander ke hausle to aali they
Jab gaya tha duniya se dono haath khali they}

^{Ab na woh sikandar hain aur na uske saathi hain
Jungaju na porus hain aur na uske haathi hain}

^{Kal jo tanke chalte they apni shano shaukat par
Shamma tak nahi jalti aaj unki turbat par}

^{Adna ho ya aala ho sabko laut jaana hain
Muflisoh o tavangar ka qabr hi thikana hain}

^{Jaisi karni waisi bharni aaj kiya kal payega
Sir ko uthakar chalne wale ek din thokar khayega}

^{Chadhta suraj dheere dheere dhalta hain dhal jayega}

^{Maut sabko aani hain kaun isse chuta hain
Tu fana nahi hoga yeh khayal jhutha hain}

^{Saans tut the hi sab rishtey tut jaayenge
Baap, maa, behan, biwi, Bachhe choot jayenge}

^{Tere jitne hain bhai waqt ka chalan denge
Chin kar teri daulat do hi gaz kafan denge}

^{Jinko apna kehta hain kab yeh tere saathi hain
Qabr hain teri manzil aur yeh baraati hain}

^{Laake qabr main tujhko murda pak dalenge
Apne haathon se tere muh pe khak dalenge}

^{Teri saari ulfat ko khak main mila denge
Tere chahne wale kal tujhe bhula denge}

^{Isliye yeh kehta hu khub soch le dil main
Kyon phasaye baitha hain jaan apni mushkil main}

^{Kar gunaho se tauba aage waqt sambhal jaaye
Dum ka kya bharosa hain jaane kab nikal jaaye}

^{Mutthi bandh ke aanewale haath pasare jayega
Dhan daulat jaagir se tune kya paya kya payega}

^{Chadhta suraj dheere dheere dhalta hain dhal jayega}

Here is a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don’t worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don’t worry, be happy……

Ain’t got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don’t worry, be happy
The land lord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don’t worry, be happy
Lood at me I am happy
Don’t worry, be happy
Here I give you my phone number
When you worry call me
I make you happy
Don’t worry, be happy
Ain’t got no cash, ain’t got no style
Ain’t got not girl to make you smile
But don’t worry be happy
Cause when you worry
Your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don’t worry, be happy (now)…..

There is this little song I wrote
I hope you learn it note for note
Like good little children
Don’t worry, be happy
Listen to what I say
In your life expect some trouble
But when you worry
You make it double
Don’t worry, be happy……
Don’t worry don’t do it, be happy
Put a smile on your face
Don’t bring everybody down like this
Don’t worry, it will soon past
Whatever it is
Don’t worry, be happy

Napoleon…. ….
“The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people,
But because of the silence of good people!”

Einstein…. …..
“I am thankful to all those who said NO to me
Its Because of them I did it myself..”

Abraham Lincoln….. ….
“If friendship is your weakest point then you are the strongest person in the world”

Shakespeare. ………
“Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There Is Absence Of Sorrow!
But It Means That They Have The Ability To Deal With It”.

Willian Arthur…… …
“Opportunities Are Like Sunrises, If You Wait Too Long You Can Miss Them”.

Shakespeare. ….
“Never Play With The Feelings Of Others Because You May Win The Game But The Risk Is That You Will Surely Loose The Person For Life Time”.

Hitler…..
“When You Are In The Light, Everything Follows You,
But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesnt Follow You.”

Shakespeare. ……… …
“Coin Always Makes Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent.
So When Your Value Increases Keep Yourself Calm Silent”

John Keats……..
“It Is Very Easy To Defeat Someone, But It Is Very Hard To Win Someone”

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

 Therefore:

 Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

 Therefore:

 Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

 In other words,

 A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = Donkey

 that

 works.

 ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++++

Equation 2

 Man = eat + sleep + earn money

 Donkey = eat + sleep

 Therefore:

Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:

 Man-earn money = Donkey

 In other words

Man who doesn’t earn money = Donkey

> > ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++

 Equation 3

 Woman= eat + sleep + spend

 Donkey = eat + sleep

 Therefore:

Woman = Donkey + spend

 Woman – spend = Donkey

 In other words,

 Woman who doesn’t spend = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++

 To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

 Man who doesn’t earn money = Woman who

 doesn’t

 spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!

And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

 So, We have:

 Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend

 money

 Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily

together!