Napoleon…. ….
“The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people,
But because of the silence of good people!”

Einstein…. …..
“I am thankful to all those who said NO to me
Its Because of them I did it myself..”

Abraham Lincoln….. ….
“If friendship is your weakest point then you are the strongest person in the world”

Shakespeare. ………
“Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There Is Absence Of Sorrow!
But It Means That They Have The Ability To Deal With It”.

Willian Arthur…… …
“Opportunities Are Like Sunrises, If You Wait Too Long You Can Miss Them”.

Shakespeare. ….
“Never Play With The Feelings Of Others Because You May Win The Game But The Risk Is That You Will Surely Loose The Person For Life Time”.

Hitler…..
“When You Are In The Light, Everything Follows You,
But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even Your Own Shadow Doesnt Follow You.”

Shakespeare. ……… …
“Coin Always Makes Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent.
So When Your Value Increases Keep Yourself Calm Silent”

John Keats……..
“It Is Very Easy To Defeat Someone, But It Is Very Hard To Win Someone”

A long time ago in China , a girl named Li-Li got married & went to live with her husband and mother-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Li found that she couldn’t get along with her mother-in-law at all.
Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was angered by many of her mother-in-law’ s habits. In addition, she criticized Li-Li constantly.
Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her mother-in-law never stopped arguing and fighting.
But what made the situation even worse was that, according to ancient Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow to her mother-in-law and obey her every wish. All the anger and unhappiness in the house was causing Li-Li’s poor husband! D great distress.
Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-! law’s bad temper and dictatorship any longer, and she decided to do something about it! Li-Li went to see her father’s good friend, Mr. Huang, who sold herbs.
She told him the situation and asked if he would give her some poison so that she could solve the problem once and for all.
Mr. Huang thought for awhile, and finally said, “Li-Li, I will help you solve your problem, but you must listen to me and obey what I tell you.”
Li-Li said, “Yes, Mr. Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to do.”Mr. Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few minutes with a package of herbs. He told Li-Li, “You can’t use a quick-acting poison to get rid of your mother-in-law, because that would cause people to become suspicious Therefore, I have given you a number of herbs that will slowly build up poison in her body. Every other day prepare some delicious meal and put a little of these herbs in her serving.
Now, in order to make sure that nobody suspect you, when she dies, you must be very careful to act very friendly towards her. “Don’t argue with her, obey her every wish, and treat her like a queen.” Li-Li was so happy.
She thanked Mr. Huang and hurried home to start her plot of murdering her mother-in-law.
Weeks went by, and months went by, and every other day, Li-Li served the specially treated food to her mother-in-law. She remembered what Mr. Huang had said about avoiding suspicion, so she controlled her temper!r, obeyed her mother-in-law, and treated her like her own mother.
After six months had passed, the whole household had changed. Li-Li had practiced controlling her temper so much that she found that she almost never got mad or upset. She hadn’t had an argument with her mother-in-law in six months because she now seemed much kinder and easier to get along with.
The mother-in-law’ s attitude toward Li-Li changed, and she began to love Li-Li like her own daughter. She kept telling friends and relatives that Li-Li was the best daughter-in- law one could ever find. Li-Li and her mother-in-law were now treating each other like a real mother and daughter.
Li-Li’s husband was very happy to see what was happening. One day, Li-Li came to see Mr. Huang and asked for his help again She said, “Dear Mr. Huang, please help me to keep the poison from killing my mother-in-law. She’s changed into such a nice woman, and I love her like my own mother. I do not want her to die because of the poison I gave her.”
Mr. Huang smiled and nodded his head. “Li-Li, there’s nothing to worry about. I never gave you any poison. The herbs I gave you were vitamins to improve her health. The only poison was in your mind and your attitude toward her, but that has been all washed away by the love which you gave to her.”
HAVE YOU REALIZED that how you treat others is exactly how they will treat you? There is a wise Chinese saying: “The person who loves others will also be loved in return.” God might be trying to work in another person’s life through you. Send this to your friends and spread the POWER OF LOVE.

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

 Therefore:

 Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

 Therefore:

 Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

 In other words,

 A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = Donkey

 that

 works.

 ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++++

Equation 2

 Man = eat + sleep + earn money

 Donkey = eat + sleep

 Therefore:

Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:

 Man-earn money = Donkey

 In other words

Man who doesn’t earn money = Donkey

> > ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++

 Equation 3

 Woman= eat + sleep + spend

 Donkey = eat + sleep

 Therefore:

Woman = Donkey + spend

 Woman – spend = Donkey

 In other words,

 Woman who doesn’t spend = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++

 To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

 Man who doesn’t earn money = Woman who

 doesn’t

 spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!

And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

 So, We have:

 Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend

 money

 Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily

together!

 5 Riddles

 THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST FIVE RIDDLES I HAVE SEEN….THE ANSWERS ARE AT THE
 BOTTOM……RIDDLE #5 IS AMAZING…ENJOY…THIS SHARPENS THOSE GENES IN
 YOUR BRAIN AND STALLS ALZHEIMER’S FOR YEARS….

 1.. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three
 rooms. The first is full of raging fires. The second is full of assassins
 with loaded guns. The third is full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3
 years… Which room is safest for him?

 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5
 minutes. Finally, she hangs him.. But 5 minutes later they both go out
 together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

 3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you
 throw it away?

 4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday,
 Friday, or Sunday?

 5. This is an unusual paragraph.. I’m curious as to just how quickly you
 can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain
 that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong
 with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you
 still may not find anything odd.. But if you work at it a bit, you might
 find out. Try to do so without any coaching!

 THE ANSWERS TO ALL FIVE THE RIDDLES ARE BELOW:  

 Answers:

 1. The third room. Lions that haven’t eaten in three years are dead! That
 one was easy, right?

 2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband,
 developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung).

 3. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing.

 4. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, today, and
 tomorrow!

 5. The letter e, which is the most common letter used in the English
 language, does not appear even once in the paragraph.

A survey reported that professionals who regularly changed their jobs are
more confident and financially secure than their counterparts. To find out
the truth we decided to have a conversation with some of our friends. We
began with some professionals who had changed their jobs a year ago.

This is what one had to say:

‘I started my career in a company and worked in the same company for 10
years. During this period I developed very good relations with my seniors,
HoD and also with admin dept. This created a sense of security in my mind
and I started loving my company. During this period I came across many job
opportunities from other companies and also from foreign lands. But the
sense of security was so deep rooted in my mind that I never bothered to
even attend a walk-in-interview. Forget about thinking of going abroad. I
watched many of my colleagues resign and join other companies on a higher
salary and a higher position. Some even went abroad and are settled there.

Meanwhile I also saw some young engineers almost 5 years junior to me joined
my company with same pay as what I was earning. It was then I was disturbed
and started looking for alternatives. I had good relations with my HOD and
also with administration dept so I decided to put up my case against this
‘injustice’. Everybody showed sympathy to me but nobody took any action, all
that they would say were ‘we will revise your scale in the next appraisal’.
I had faith in my company so I waited for the appraisal and to my shock I
was given only an average increment the same was given to the new chaps too.
The same story repeated the following year. It was then I decided to quit.

But leaving was not so easy. I had many of sleepless nights before I
actually resigned. I had built a shell of ‘sense of security’ around me and
it was very difficult to break. Worse I had lost confidence that I would be
able to adjust and perform in a different environment. But later I found out
it is not so difficult to get adjusted to the new environment. I am happy
now that I earn better and have a good position.’

This is just an example. Many professionals we talked to had a similar
experience.

WE CONCLUDE THAT WORKING IN ANY COMPANY FOR MORE THAN 7 YEARS HAVE FOLLOWING
DISADVANTAGES:

1. You are taken for granted by the company.

2. You get used to working in an environment which is unique to that
company this makes you less confident for taking up new opportunities.

3. Personal growth is hampered as there is very little new to learn
after 5-7 years.

4. You become complacent reducing your own market value.

5. The only benefit it offers is so called ‘security’ (And that too is
imaginary)

HERE ARE SOME BENEFITS OF CHANGING THE JOB REGULARLY:

1. You join the company satisfied with your needs ( pay and position )
and on your own terms.

2. Work in a different environment and learn to negotiate different
problems and situations.

3. Often you get a chance to attend a new course/seminar thereby
increasing your professional knowledge.

4. You are always conscious about your performance keeping your market
value intact.

The professional companies do not operate on emotions. They are least
bothered about your loyalty all they want is performance. You won’t be
awarded anything extraordinary for your loyalty. It is always performance
that counts. If you are in a company serving for too long then the chances
are you not one of the best performers because of the inevitable
complacency.

Also such people presented with an opportunity of lifetime are incapable to
grab it. It is impossible for these people to break their shell of
‘security’ and grab the new opportunity. The situation is worse for the
people who have worked for more than 15 years in only one company. They
can’t even dream of quitting their job – it is like fish out of water.

30 second Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola)

“Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some
five balls in the air. You name them – Work, Family, Health, Friends and
Spirit and you’re keeping all of these in the Air.

You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you
drop it, it will bounce back.

But the other four Balls – Family, Health, Friends and
Spirit – are made of glass. If you drop one of these; they
will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even
shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand
that and strive for it.”

WORK EFFICIENTLY DURING OFFICE HOURS AND
LEAVE ON TIME. GIVE THE REQUIRED TIME TO YOUR FAMILY,
FRIENDS & HAVE PROPER REST.

“VALUE HAS A VALUE ONLY IF ITS VALUE IS VALUED”

  WIFE:
   I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
   I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
   Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

   HUSBAND:
   God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
   He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
   He saw me in dark, he created light.
   He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

   WIFE:
   Twinkle twinkle little star
   You should know what you are
   And once you know what you are
   Mental hospital is not so far.

   HUSBAND:
   The rain makes all things beautiful.
   The grass and flowers too.
   If rain makes all things beautiful
   Why doesn’t it rain on you?

   WIFE:
   Roses are red; Violets are blue
   Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
   Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too
   Not in cage but laughing at you…

This is a touching poem someone has forwarded to me,  Some ignorants cannot control their desires and innocents have to pay for their mistakes.

Sweet boy writing to mom

I went to a party Mom,

I remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink, Mom,

So I drank soda instead.

I really felt proud inside, Mom,

The way you said I would.

I didn’t drink and drive, Mom,

Even though the others said I should.

I know I did the right thing, Mom,

I know you are always right.

Now the party is finally ending, Mom,

As everyone is driving out of sight.

As I got into my car, Mom,

I knew I’d get home in one piece.

Because of the way you raised me,

So responsible and sweet.

I started to drive away, Mom,

But as I pulled out into the road,

The other car didn’t see me, Mom,

And hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,

I hear the policeman say,

“The other guy is drunk,” Mom,

And now I’m the one who will pay.

I’m lying here dying, Mom….

I wish you’d get here soon.

How could this happen to me, Mom?

My life just burst like a balloon.

There is blood all around me, Mom,

And most of it is mine.

I hear the medic say, Mom,

I’ll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom,

I swear I didn’t drink.

It was the others, Mom.

The others didn’t think.

He was probably at the same party as I.

The only difference is, he drank

And I will die.

Why do people drink, Mom?

It can ruin your whole life.

I’m feeling sharp pains now.

Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,

And I don’t think it’s fair.

I’m lying here dying

And all he can do is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.

Tell Daddy to be brave.

And when I go to heaven, Mom,

Put “GOOD BOY ” on my grave.

Someone should have told him, Mom,

Not to drink and drive.

If only they had told him, Mom,

I would still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom.

I’m becoming very scared.

Please don’t cry for me, Mom.

When I needed you, you were always there.

I have one last question, Mom.

Before I say good bye.

I didn’t drink and drive,

So why am I the one to die?

Someone took the effort to write this poem. So please, forward this to as many people as you can. And see if we can get a chain going around the world that will make people understand that don’t mix drinking and driving.

Here come the professional way of searching for a wife,

FISHERMAN
Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motorboat.

SALESMAN
Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article. One of the most handsome and smartest bachelor’s around is now looking for a wife. And you could be the lucky one he chooses! Has own house, car and successful career!

ECONOMIST
I am in demand of a wife. Supply is great though my requirements are high. However the Elasticity of my demands should not bear too heavy a burden upon the national interest.

MATHEMATICIAN
Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate and understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help further my family unit.

IT CONSULTANT
Well there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the injection of a wife into my life is bound to improve efficiency. Compatibility could be an issue.

BUSINESS MAN
Wife wanted for company.

POLITICIAN
I feel there is a need in this world, to improve the ways we live, to
harmonize the processes of life and to build upon past differences and short comings. I believe that we the people need someone to share our lives. To feel the joys of parent hood, and bear the social responsibilities, as we should in a civilized society….. ……… … (etc etc and never getting to the point)

CAR DEALER
Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in excellent working condition.

FARMER
Wanted a wife from good stock. Required for breading.

LAWYER
I hereby propose to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of wife after marriage. The person whom I’m looking for should be strictly -a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl, with evidence to support this view that she is a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objections would be overruled a! nd will not be sustained. Apply in limited confidence as all liabilities are null and void in the event of failure on our part of any kind whatsoever.

PILOT
Wife required to complete my life. Please only level headed applicants. She must not have her heads in the clouds, but have her feet firmly on the ground. Her heart must be in it for the long haul. And she absolutely must also be aerodynamically sound!!!

BANKER
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.

SHAAYAR
Burri muddat keh baad eik arazoo jaagi hai, Key hum bee shaadi shooda ho jaayeh, Kya bahaana shaadi karaney ka………. ….. joh kurrey sarey sarey, Yeah mai butaatah hoon ……. Kyoon key yaroo ub khud ghur keh kaam hotah nahee sarey sarey.

ACCOUNTANT
Required a girl – 5’8′ & 36′ 24′ 36′ with a good head for figures. She must be averse to making unnecessary expenditure and her very nature should be one of generating as few expenses in my life as possible. She should profit from a nice personality and be a credit to her family.

SHARABI
Wanted a girl. Girl’s father should preferably have a drinks factory. I am an occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come round. Friends come round only seven times a week. Girl preferred who can carry me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally in a bar or send drinks for trial. Sample should be ample.

MINICAB DRIVER
Hello! Hello! number 9 calling. This is number 9 I’m calling from x-ud,erm a wife is needed for pick me up. Driving license not necessary, but map reading skills are a bonus.

BEGGAR
Allah kay naam peh koi eik biwi dey dey, Doosrey kee nahi to upni hee dey dey, Allah terah bullah kurrey, Tujhey eik key balley doh dey dey, Hillery hogi toh Monika bhi dey dey!

BUILDER
Wanted a wife to help build upon the foundations of my life. Must be
homely and willing to build relationship from the ground up.

DOCTOR
I am looking for a wife to cure the emptiness in my life. However if you feel the need for a second opinion then it’s fine by me.

ARMY COMMANDO
My mission in life is to find myself the perfect wife. Successful
applicants must be able to use a penknife and a compass. She who dares wins. Camouflage provided.

RACE CAR DRIVER
A model wife required to fit in with my fast track life. Must be able to keep pace!

ASTRONAUT
I’m searching for a wife to fill the space in my life. Someone to share my universe. Must have looks that are out of this world!

Here are some interesting, but true facts, that you may or may not have known.

The Statue of Liberty’s index finger is eight feet long

Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile

A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years.

A Boeing 747′s wing span is longer than the Wright brother’s first flight. the Wright brother’s invented the airplane)

There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans.

One type of hummingbird weighs less than a penny

The word “set ” has the most number of definitions in the English language;192

Slugs have four noses

Sharks can live up to 100 years

Mosquitoes are more attracted to the color blue than any other color.

Kangaroos can’t walk backwards

About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in in the U.S. Everyday

The largest recorded snowflake was 15in wide and 8in thick. It fell in Montana in 1887

The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that the sound it makes is actually a tiny sonic boom.

Former president Bill Clinton only sent 2 emails in his entire 8 year presidency

Koalas and humans are the only animals that have finger prints

There are 200,000,000 insects for every one human

It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery had in it to begin with.

The world’s largest Montessori school is in India, with 26,312 students in 2002

Octopus have three hearts

If you ate too many carrots, you’d turn orange

The average person spends two weeks waiting for a traffic light to change.

1 in 2,000,000,000 people will live to be 116 or old

The body has 2-3 million sweat glands

Sperm whales have the biggest brains; 20 lbs

Tiger shark embryos fight each other in their mother’s womb. The survivor is born.

Most cats are left pawed

250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa

A Blue whale’s tongue weighs more than an elephant

You use 14 muscles to smile and 43 to frown. Keep Smiling!

Bamboo can grow up to 3 ft in 24 hours

An eyeball weighs about 1 ounce

Bone is five times stronger than steel.