List of upcoming corporate movie names – Horror
Killer Technology
Operator: Hello Pizza Hut!
Customer: Hello, can you please take my order?
Operator : Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?
Customer: Yeah! Hold on….. My number is 889861356102049998-45-54610
Operator : OK… you’re… Mr Singh and
Kaash ke Insaan computer hota
Dil agar “CPU” hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko “SAVE” Kar sakte..
Dimag me agar “PRINTER” hota to khayallo ka ”PRINT OUT” nikal lete..
Dhadkan me agar “PEN DRIVE” hoti to zindagi ka back up lete…. …
Mann me jo “BLUETOOTH”hota to
Johny Johny …..Yes Papa…. (Job Theme)
Johny Johny …..Yes Papa….
Pvt Company….Yes Papa…..
Any Motivation…No Papa…
Many Tension…..Yes Papa…..
Do u Sleep well…..No Papa…..
Onsite Opportunity….No papa….
Boss Ki Galiyan….Yes Papa………
Increment …..Ha ha ha 
The Facebook Addiction Department – “FAD”
The 76-year-old woman walked down the hallway of Clearview Addictions Clinic, searching for the right department. She passed signs for the “Heroin Addiction Department (HAD),” the “Smoking Addiction Department (SAD)” and the “Bingo Addiction Department (BAD).” Then she spotted
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MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH’S Dialogues in English
1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate
2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u
sneeze u ll say HUTCH
3 ) U
SQL Queries by Husband and Wife
SQL Queries with Fun and Laughs
WeddingQuery. ……. …….. (SQL Style)
HUSBANDS QUERY
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 | CREATE PROCEDURE |
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Here come the professional way of searching for a wife,
FISHERMAN
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SALESMAN
Once in a
15 Tips to Stay Positive in Negative Situations
There are times when we must go through negative situations. Maybe people say something negative about us, or they show rejection or even resentment against us. In such situations, it may be difficult to stay positive. We may be
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