Another hyderabadi hillarious letter for Salary Increment
To: Chairman
Respected Sir,
Sub:- Salary Increment
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Mohhabatein in coding
Ek Trainee tha anjana sa……….
coding karne se woh darta tha……..
Copy paste karke, idhar udhar se…………..
pooch ke coding kiya karta tha…………..
Choree choree…….. chupke chupke……….
discussions mein soya karta tha…
Jab delivery honee hotee thee
raat raat
Aisi Apni Wife Ho
Wife ….Wife…….Wife………
5′ 6″ jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho.
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Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhir main sab kahe side ho, side
Hisaab Barabar
HISAAB……BARAAABBARRR.
main kal ja raha tha
ke meri chappal toot gai
ab chappal to “moochi” seeta hai
“seeta” to “darzi” bhi hai
“darzi “to “kapray” seeta hai
“kapray” to “rangeen” hotay hain
“rangeen” to “lota” bhi hota hai
“lota”
Yaad Karo apne hyderabad ko
Yaad Karo apne Hyderabad ko……….7 samundar par se
yaad karo woh din aur raat………
Woh Allahamdullilah ki biryani, woh diamond ki chai,
Woh radhey shyaam ki pani puri, woh chit chat ki chaat,
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