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List of upcoming corporate movie names – Horror

admin — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 03:25:10 +0000

Upcoming Horror movies in IT…….

(1) Darinda manager, tadapta associate … !!!!

(2) Zahreela Cafetaria .. !!!

(3)Who Akhri Mail………………

(4) Adamkhor supervisor

(5)Escalation- A Life in trouble

(6)9 Ghante 15 Minute

(7)Ichadhari Customer

(8) I still know what you Missed(goals) last summer

(9) Release ki Raat

(10)Do Excel aur Barah PPT

(11)REGRESSION – RELOADED

(12)Miss– Mano ya na Mano…………….!!!

(13) Zahereelee Defect

(14) Evil DM

(15)Bhut wala Floor

(16)Dashboard- The mystery continues………

(17) “ENTER” mat dabana………….

(18)Andha Cab driver… !!!

(19)Sunsan Pantry– A murder mystery.. !!!

(20)Recession – Jaani dushman

Few more…..

— Appraisal Ki Pyaas

— Badla Developer Ka

— Trainer Bana Shaitaan

— Manager ki Cheekh

—Client Ka Qaher!!!!!!!!!!!

—Weekend kaViraana Cubicle!!!!!!!!!!!!!

—-One night at the Khauff center

and the ultimate…. last but not the least………………….………

Khooni Call

The Greatest things in life…

admin — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 19:51:06 +0000

The Greatest Mystery : DEATH

The Greatest Gift : LIFE

The Greatest Feeling : Happiness

The Greatest Sorrow : Broken Heart

The Greatest Thought : I can and I will

The Greatest desire : Accepted

The Greatest Want : Getting Aware of

The Greatest Waste : to hate someone

The Greatest Asset : Your only Mind

The Greatest Smell : A smell familiar to you

The Greatest Relationship : Long Term FRIENDSHIP

The Greatest Criminal : Liar

The Greatest Bankruptcy : Lack of Confidence in YOU

The Greatest Mistake : Quitting

The Greatest Moment : NOW

The Greatest Companion : Whom You can TRUST for lifetime

The Greatest Sound : SILENCE

The Greatest FOOL : one who thinks he knows EVERYTHING

The Greatest Art : MUSIC

The Greatest LOVE : Loving YOURSELF

The Greatest People : your FAMILY

The Greatest Hero : your Teacher

The Greatest communication : with EYES

The Greatest Wealth : LOVE

The Greatest Step : Your FIRST step

The Greatest Resource : Your TIME

The Greatest Service : To help SOMEONE

The Greatest Expression : Your SMILE

Management Professionals

admin — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 18:50:52 +0000

1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; They’ll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

And lastly…

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.

Difficult questions and intelligent answers….

admin — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 18:14:14 +0000

Question and the Answer given by Candidates oh sorry, most of them are IAS Officers now.

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?

A : The other half. (UPSC – IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?

A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )

Q. How many buckets of water does Pacific Ocean contains?

A : It depends on the size of the bucket. (CA Institute Campus Interview Placement)

Interviewer said ‘I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!’ The boy thought for a while and said, ‘my choice is one really difficult question.’

‘Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. ‘What comes first, Day or Night?’

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on his answer, but he thought for a while and said, ‘It’s the DAY sir!’

‘How’ the interviewer asked,

‘Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!’

He was selected for IIM!

Impact of job change

admin — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 07:43:20 +0000

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said:

“Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!”.

The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”

The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver – I’ve been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years…….u can imagine what went into my mind when u touched my back!!

Quick reference for Sabre Flexible PNR Edits

admin — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 08:26:18 +0000

Sabre connected agencies can be programmed with PNR edits to control the quality of PNR’s as requried by agencies or part of a travel policy. The travel consultants get a customised messages or reminders during the process of making a reservation or issueing a ticket in case if there are any missing fields or incorrect data. The detail description and procedures are found in Format finder.

Below is just a quick reference of commands to generate the programm and build PNR edits.

PGBPNR.StarName

PGPNR
- I – Input
- W – Warning
- M – Mandatory
  - CM – Condition Met
  - EM – Condition Not Met
    - - Name
    - 0 Air or 0 OTH – Air or OTH Seg
    - 3 – OA Facts
    - 4 – AA Facts
    - 5 – Remarks
    - 6 – Received
    - 7 – Ticketing Field
    - 8 – Time Limit Field
    - 9 – Phone
    - FP – Future Pricing
    - 4G – PRS
    - DK – Customer Number
    - C – Corporate ID
    - W-Address
    - AC – Accounting Line
    - AD – Accounting Line
    - FF – Frequent Flier
    - W ¥ – Ticketing
      - Patterns should be between ‘.’ and ‘/’
      - 4 types of edits are available
      - Data/Logic/Itinerary/Ticketing.
      - Literal Patterns
      - L – Literal characters [5 8L-PAYMENT]
      - A – Alpha Char [2A or 3-6A]
      - N – Numbers [3N or 3-5N]
      - X – Alphanumeric [3X or 3-10X]
      - V – Variables [10V]
      - Logical Patterns
      - SF – Search Forward [5 8L-PAYMENTSFDONE]
      - SB – Search Backward [5 8L-PAYMENTSBCASH]
      - , – OR [5 8L-AIRLINE2LAA, 2LBA, 2LEK, 2LEY,]
      - ¤ – End of Data [6 1LP] Edit 6P
      - IF |. – IF |THEN [IF1SF*.5-6A]
      - Logical Patterns at end transactions.
      - ,, (2 Comma’s) - OR primary action code [-1SF*3A2N,,5 SF*3A2N]
      - ¥ – AND [5 3L.Q* ¥5 3L.A*] Check for multiple remarks.
      - R – Repeat [5 3R5L.UDID] – 3 .UDID Remarks.
      - Itinerary Patterns [0 AIR / 0 HHL / 0 CAR / 0 OTH]
      - SAA – Action Advice Code [0 AIRSAAKL]
      - SDR – Seg. Date Range [0 AIRSDR20APR-30APR]
      - SNR – Number of Pax [0 HHLSNR03]
      - SVC – Vendor Code [0 AIRSVCGF] Search for Gulf Air
      - SCT – Departure City [0 AIRSCTDXB] Departure Dubai
      - SOF – Arrival City [0 AIRSOFHYD] Arrival Hyderabad
      - SCL – Class of Service [0 AIRSCLF] First Class
      - SNB – Flight Number [0 AIRSNB0911] Flight 911
      - SML – Meals [0 AIRSML]
      - SRS – Pre reserved seats tags HRS [0 AIRSRS]
      - SRQ – Pre reserved seat request tag HRQ [0 AIRIFSVCGF.HRQ]
      - SNM – Hotel name [0 HHL12SNMBURJ AL ARAB]
      - Ticketing Patterns
      - W ¥ – Ticketing entry [PGPNRIEM. W ¥ 5 8L*PAYMENT/FREE TEXT]
PGEND – To end updates
PGHALT – To Ignore any updates
PGPNR¤W.2 – To delete 2nd edit of type warning.

Stories begin with an idea.

admin — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 12:45:27 +0000

Now the question is what is the story and what are the ideas behind it, every element have many different thoughts and your ideas will be based on one or more of the available thoughts, these ideas are based on the story which is in progress inside your mind.Ideas can and always are good, bad, successful, useless etc. The result of any idea will be based on your initial thoughts and its execution. In my views ideas can deliver the desired result only if well executed which means if the idea is successful but its execution is weak then result of this execution is not as expected and sometime opposite, another factor to a successful execution is experience of the executor/s.

The idea behind this article on idea was to understand what an idea is and where the ideas come from, why someone has good ideas which can turn into millions and the other have million of ideas which are always good and good always. Well I think it’s the execution and another factor LUCK plays a good role behind it… Luck – How true is this?

Regards

Qasim

World Without Engineers

admin — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 13:05:52 +0000

You can be a Doctor and save lives… You can be a Lawyer and defend lives… You can be a Soldier and protect lives… But why to play with others’ lives??? So we simply became engineers to screw up our own lives;)

`Life Without Mechanical Engineer`

Life Without Computer Engineers

Life Without Communication Engineers

Life Without Aeronautic Engineers

Life Without Electrical Engineers

Another hyderabadi hillarious letter for Salary Increment

admin — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 23:01:27 +0000

To: Chairman

Respected Sir,

Sub:- Salary Increment

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4 mahine se bolrou tankha badao bolke. Samajh mein nai aara re tere ku? Seedha bole, tu sunra kaiku nahin?

Tumhe accha A/C mein baithke pottiyo se chatting karte rehte din bhar, hum loga jhak maarke dhoop mein phirke teri company ku faida karate.

Aqqal hai re haule tere ku? Ghade ku bhi 2 baar bole toh samajh jaata baat ku, tu usse bhi battar hai! Parsu wo client aake refund karo bola, tu toilet mein baith gaya jaake, agar main bol deta usku toh une tere ku nanga karke maarta tha.

Tere ku kya hai re saale, agar accountant chaaha toh tere ku malum bhi nahin hota kitte paise aare kitte jaare so.

Tu ruk beta, thode din dekhtou khali, uske baad tere ghar mein sipkala aur menduka laake chhod detou.

kab se bolrou increment karo bolke, 4 saal se ek khich tankha pe kaam karara.
Dekh, mein sab ki baat nahin kar ra, khali meri tankha bada, main kisku b nahin boltou. Agar nai badaya toh photoshop mein jaake teri aur apne office ki aaya ki ghalat salat pic edit karke laga detou dekh notice board pe, aur 1 copy teri biwi ku b bhej detou.

Time nahi hai mere paas, jaate jaate gurde kaleji lena hai gosh ki dukaan pe se, nai toh aur likhta tha.

Beherhaal, 2 din k andar agar mere ku promotion aur increment ka letter nahin aaya na, tu dekh beta, teri gaadi puncture karke aur uske petrol tank mein shakkar daal detou.

Regardaan

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